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DanielOhm

Collin_Neises #LiesMenTellWomen it's Jake from state farm about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanielOhm and 10 others
I've been down this road and I've skidded but forget it. #Drake about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
BadLuckMeme First kiss. Mono. about 22 hours ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by DanielOhm and 701 others
_UnluckyBrian_ Runs up his stairs tonight thinking there was a demon behind him. There was. 7:40 PM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by DanielOhm and 5033 others
@akufan15 @austin17flores hopefully 6:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to akufan15
akufan15 @Austin17Flores you're so mean I bet if you gave him a chance you guys would be like the best of friends 6:34 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to Austin17Flores Retweeted by DanielOhm
@Austin17Flores @akufan15 haha we don't know! Probably cause your a douche to him at practice! 6:12 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Austin17Flores
@Austin17Flores @akufan15 rhino is pissed. He didn't say one word on the way home 6:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Austin17Flores
@akufan15 this couldn't possibly be anymore awkward... 6:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
NoSuccessBrian Buys a blow up doll, friendzoned #badluckbrian 11:06 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanielOhm and 665 others
What I thought was going to be a good day already got ruined. 5:19 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Wish I would have fallen asleep at 10:30 when I laid down, its 1 and I have finals tomorrow. My alarm goes off in 5 hours.That's depressing. 10:54 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Seriously though, what'd you expect? 9:34 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Kathryn_Finney3 "@keatenmans: Thanks kat" No problem 9:25 PM May 22nd via Mobile Web Retweeted by DanielOhm
Czyz_Says "Cheer up" #EasierSaidThanDone 9:23 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by DanielOhm and 5 others
Kathryn_Finney3 Your a tool! 9:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanielOhm
Oh what do you know.. Can't sleep the night before finals... #lovely 9:20 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
belebenard These bad luck brian tweets literally make my life. #sohilarious 9:08 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by DanielOhm and 3 others
ItsBadLuckBrian Starts the wave at a baseball game. Drowns. 8:55 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by DanielOhm and 3214 others
shelbdaddy14 you lost me, and the only thing I lost was respect for you. #realtalk 8:44 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by DanielOhm and 4 others

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