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DanielNotaro

  1. I'm not a big enough twat, yet, to post a topless picture of myself on the internet but I wish I was... I'm a bronzed God!!
  2. Ramsey & Gerv missed em "@WhoScored: RvP Laid on more clear-cut goalscoring opportunities than any other player in the PL this season, w/21"
  3. Settling down to watch Heat vs Pacers. Reckon Pacers will win by 4.
  4. Starting to regret growing my hair longer again with this heat...
  5. Martinez looks like my Dad in that pic.... Even dressed like him, unfortunately.
  6. We'll probably be playing against either Kagawa or Hazard for City 3 days after that too.
  7. @Spooky23 and I can pretty much guarantee, no matter where we finish, our best players will want to leave again. Same shit, different year.
  8. @Coulston17 Malaysia XI & then Man CIty 3 days later.
  9. @r_zana my daughter will be classy anyway. She wouldn't give it up to an idiot & certainly not before she's 18.
  10. @tuwittuwooo not right now. It's been on TV a few times. I'm sure if u google "VW dad daughter tv ad", you'll find a link.
  11. @r_zana Trust me, I know what he's thinking about doing to her & I know where his hand's been. Not getting within 10 yards of my baby girl.
  12. Although I won't be shaking her boyfriend's hand... That little prick is getting a clip around the ear.
  13. That Volkswagon advert with the Dad & daughter pulls on my heartstrings. I hope I have that relationship with my daughter. #DoubtIt
  14. @r_zana ridiculous, only played for 2 hrs. I shoulda played in a thong rather than shorts, my pale butt looks ridiculous now.... :-(
  15. Check out the tan line!!!!! twitpic.com/9oqdhe
  16. Asking hot girls if u can borrow some sun lotion. #IceBroken