Get short, timely messages from daniel miller.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @danielmiller89.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow danielmiller89 to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

danielmiller89

  1. @beeker12 finding the hole is always easier in the dark 10:55 PM Mar 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to beeker12
  2. @izaak812 that's a start to a good day 8:35 PM Sep 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to beeker12
  3. @chickmcgee1 Heywood Jiblomi for a name 6:51 AM Sep 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. @chelseahandler I wish I was a short mexican because then my wife would go to our halloween party as chelsea and I would go as chuy 3:51 PM Sep 29th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. @chickmcgee1. The brown beacon is the best phrase ever. You just made my day 5:10 AM Sep 29th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. @helloross no offense @chelseahandler but ross is amazing at ruNning the show. Even chuy don't know the difference. Can I get an RT 9:05 PM Sep 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to helloross
  7. @davethemogul I'm willing to bet dave has underwear that say yuuuppp across the front 3:41 PM Sep 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. @shanecomedy maybe its necassary to make a helmet cam to wear on your penis while fornicating to confirm this 12:42 PM Sep 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to shanecomedy
  9. I'd like to shove a bail of hay up a cornstalks ass. Its time they come out 10:40 AM Sep 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. @chelseahandler ask chuy what his standards are in woman... If he has any :) 9:57 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. @DarrellGambler does Dave have any friends? 9:32 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. @DarrellGambler I would make it of dave and thEn throw it in a pen full of angry pigs. Sometimes he deserves it 9:25 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. @brandipassante. I don't miss a show, but I won't be satisfied until you slap the yuuup outa daves mouth with a wad of cash 9:17 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. You can get a good look at a roast by stickin your head up a cows ass but I think ill take the butchers word for it yfrog.com/klbpdvvj 7:13 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. Ill give you somethin to put in your crack pipe. How bout moose shit to start the day out 11:42 PM Sep 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. I believe I saw a kangaroo and I instantly wanted to box the little bastard 12:43 PM Sep 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. @blakeshelton I would say the ajax would be way more amusing 4:46 PM Sep 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to blakeshelton
  18. @klhoekardashian. I want to work at your store while boozing with scotty 2:35 PM Sep 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to klhoekardashian