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DanielGreenWolf

  1. I want this. Because I desperately want to feel like Tony Stark. live.leapmotion.com/index.html #ObsessedWithIronMan
  2. Songs I'M never doing again for karaoke- "Hey, Soul Sister" #TrainsVocalsAreInsane
  3. "At that close range, we won't last long agianst those Drow! We'll last longer than we will against that Inn Fire!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  4. "He wasn't lying. And that cat KNEW what he did." #OverheardDuringDnD
  5. "If there's one thing Pokemon taught me, it's that you use ice attacks at the flying types." #OverheardDuringDnD
  6. *In a high pitched, laughing voice* "Kill you?! I don't want to KILL you?" #OverheardDuringDnD
  7. "You mean easily amused or easily aroused?" "...Yes?" #OverheardDuringDnD
  8. "That's the saddest roll in the history of rolls." #OverheardDuringDnD
  9. "I TOLD you I was going to set you on fire tonight." #SelfFulfillingProphecy #OverheardDuringDnD
  10. "It's not a sphere, it's a radius." "Why is it that geometry scares me now?" #OverheardDuringDnD
  11. "It's a sphere, isn't it?" "What, Darkness?" "No." "Oh God." #OverheardDuringDnD
  12. "I find myself wanting to take everything you say seriously... but then the mustache." #OverheardDuringDnD
  13. "It's not a dragon. Shut yer pie hole!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  14. "Be excellent to each other." "TEN EXPERIENCE POINTS!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  15. "How did you try to put him to sleep?" "With an arrow. How else am I supposed to do it?" #OverheardDuringDnD
  16. "You know what? I'm not going to help anyone anymore." "I think that's best for everyone." #OverheardDuringDnD
  17. "You're a little retarded." "We prefer 'Handy-Kenderable.'" #OverheardDuringDnD
  18. "Because he would have beat you unconscious with your own brother." "And he could have!" #OverheardDuringDnD
  19. "Unless your proficient with your dick, then you could attack of opp with that." #OverheardDuringDnD
  20. "One of your hands is drunk and the other is making out with itself." #OverheardDuringDnD