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  1. @pmull Yep, it's a greek abbreviation.
  2. Keep Christ out of x-mas! (har har)
  3. Just bought the Celestron SkyMaster binoculars for skywatching. Amazon has a 50% off sale on them today. http://bit.ly/8UnYZY
  4. @anxiousmedic Blasphemer! You shall be tortured forever in a horrible place unless you repent of your anti-marshmallow lifestyle!
  5. "Whenever the boss caught me napping at my desk, I would raise my head and intone, 'In Jesus' name, Amen.'" —George Lowry
  6. After the sugar skyride, I almost slipped into a diabetic coma — and I'm not even diabetic. Yeah, it was that awesome.
  7. Made the most awesome sweet potato casserole — lots of sugar, cinnamon, butter, marshmallows & pecans. Mmm sweet Virgin Mary was it good!
  8. @JesseGalef God was getting back at you for saying all those unkind things about him. Finally, proof he exists!
  9. Hoping I won't be asked to say the Thanksgiving prayer. That would be awkward.
  10. @JesseGalef Oh. Well then, I'm a believer! THANK YOU JESUS i mean JESSE
  11. As much as I love eating, sometimes I think, "This is a ridiculously inefficient and weird way to get energy."
  12. Prayer never helped my everyday headaches. Science has been helping, though!
  13. A Humanist Thanksgiving Proclamation by Robert Green Ingersoll http://bit.ly/6pNo4O
  14. "At tweetrad.io our mission is to index all the world's information; however, unlike google we plan to be really evil in the process."
  15. @michaelshermer Man, that sucks!
  16. "Calling Ray Comfort an idiot is like saying that the sea is wet. It’s not an insult, it’s a statement of the obvious." —Custador
  17. @sarahjenny I got one already, thanks Sarah!
  18. World's first osmotic power plant. Interesting idea, if not entirely feasible. http://bit.ly/4TCDPe
  19. Man Gets 120 Days for Shooting Cyclist in the Head http://bit.ly/6C0h5s
  20. Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free. [hilarious email exchange] http://bit.ly/7Q8Ja7