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RT @: Get this! My uncle knows how to fix the economy and he's giving away the secret for FREE on his Facebook Wall!
about 1 hour ago
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RT @: I don't know what the first rule of diet club is, but I know what I wish it was.
about 4 hours ago
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RT @: You do the math! All of it. Please? I am not good at math.
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: Now I'm worried about the one share of Facebook stock I bought.
about 13 hours ago
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RT @: You just can't talk to these kids today! Someone is always like, "Sir, you're not allowed to be on school grounds."
about 16 hours ago
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RT @: A slightly older baby would kill another baby without alert adult intervention and that's the straight dope on babies.
about 19 hours ago
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RT @: Only through boycotting blood oranges can we hope to end the senseless war in Florida.
about 22 hours ago
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As I call to order the 100th meeting of the Whoopi Goldberg Fanclub a strong wind knocks over the other members who are my taxidermied pets
about 23 hours ago
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RT @: Tricks, cologne, talk (things that are usually cheap).
7:00 AM May 24th
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RT @: I hope God is almost done putting people on this earth to sing.
4:00 AM May 24th
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RT @: Feeling proud, going on 23 months for the "Tag Applied For" on the Mercedes.
10:01 PM May 23rd
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RT @: Looking forward to the "Dancing With the Real Teen Hoarder Chef Housewife Moms in Tiaras" show this Fall.
7:00 PM May 23rd
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RT @: Yeah, I guess you could say I've got the "complete package" (safe driver, owns a chair, loves bees)
4:00 PM May 23rd
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@: Now I'm worried that the water I'm drinking contains all the Prozac and Zoloft people have urinated into the oceans.
4:00 PM May 23rd
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@: Dip cotton balls in chocolate, leave them on the breakroom table at work. Always a good laugh.
1:00 PM May 23rd
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@: Didn't think it could get any sadder but there's literally a coffee ring on my pants.
10:01 AM May 23rd
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@: If you told me 100% of serial killers were "morning people" I'd believe you.
7:00 AM May 23rd
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RT @: Once you start explaining the Transformers bed sheets, you've already lost the fight.
4:00 AM May 23rd
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@: Now I’m worried that some squirrels will scamper across my roof & cause it to cave in & there’ll be squirrels in my bed.
10:01 PM May 22nd
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@: I think I'll start making tpyos in tweets "my thing."
7:00 PM May 22nd
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- Name Daniel Bass
- Location Spring Hill, TN
- Web http://www.daniel...
- Bio Daniel Bass + Christian + Native Texan + Husband + Father + Strategic Thinker + Humorist + Ron Paul Revolutionary + I can imagine quite a lot.
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