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DanielAuber

I'm about to go above and beyonce! #catchphraseofnextsemester #mrpopperspenguins #getpumped about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@twitsbymarge what! Why/how?? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twitsbymarge
Twitter poll! Which ghost is the worst: child ghost, woman ghost, or old man ghost! about 10 hours ago via txt
Legit day off from work starting now!!! So pumped! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My bk is totally on undercover boss!! Intense cameras everywhere, surprise visits from corporate, mysterious new employees! #iknowwhatsup about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
_vickypollard_ #WeGoTogetherLike gingers and SPF 80 sunblock 4:30 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DanielAuber and 309 others
@EricaCervantess it's like I'm George Washington or something 10:42 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EricaCervantess
@EricaCervantess yeah stick with taco bell for late night cravings. its really had to mess up an order of soft or hard shelled diarrhea. 10:37 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EricaCervantess
@EricaCervantess lmfao! That's what you get for going to bk late night! It's #trash 10:32 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EricaCervantess
"isnt a serbian film the one with angelina jolie" @ayoitskristina 9:02 PM May 23rd via txt
The moon is so beautiful right now! Everyone go outside and look at its crescently glory! 6:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@dontbesocoy can't you take the job and have them pay for your special Ed certification while you work for them!?? 6:08 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dontbesocoy
@Krissadams93 ugh so true. I just want to she lazy! 6:07 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Krissadams93
Bk smoothies and frappes are actually delicious! #nottrash 6:06 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Cancer69_ #cancer will hold on to whatever wrong you do to them and most if the time will plot to get you back 5:55 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by DanielAuber and 1163 others
@LindsLouJohnson lmao surprisingly yes! It's more like chopped fruit medley but you can actually recognize the mangos and strawberries! 8:46 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LindsLouJohnson
I love my job :) 8:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Called into work on my day off? #$$$ 2:36 PM May 22nd via txt
Why am I spending my day off from bk making bulletin boards for next year.. #trash 11:26 AM May 22nd via web
Giving Facebook a second chance for the summer. #commentmypics 9:25 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone

Name Dan Auber
Location Syracuse
Bio If there’s two things I can’t tolerate, it’s cockroaches and crying babies. Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible…