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DanielAgnew

  1. How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poke her face. about 5 hours ago via web from Westminster, London
  2. @markdaly2 documentary has exposed Glasgow Rangers to be Scotland's new Darien adventure. A true parcel of rogues #menwhosoldthejerseys 4:30 AM May 24th via web from Westminster, London
  3. On the Regent's Canal and should be sweating like a pre-Olympic rat on the tube. However, I much prefer watching Moorhens run on water. 1:00 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  4. Just left the Strawberry Fields screening in Soho. Terrible! Hollyoaks meets A Streetcar Named Desire in a dodgy Edinburgh Fringe play. 12:19 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  5. The diet I eat causes mental disintegration and moral deprivation - theneweryork.com/health-food-by… 9:08 AM May 23rd via Tweet Button
  6. Having watched the On the Road & Great Gatsby trailers, I fear my teenage memories will be betrayed. Both novels are elegiac & sad in tone. 3:53 AM May 23rd via web from Westminster, London
  7. No majority since 1992 means no mandate. 'Socialist' Vince Cable not fit for office, says Adrian Beecroft @Telegraph soc.li/QSrpDoN 2:31 PM May 22nd via Tweet Button
  8. Oh dear Gorbachev is only Twitter dead apparently. Following in the mighty footsteps of Pedro Almodovar. 8:30 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  9. M.S.Gorbachev has died according to reports... 8:26 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  10. Totalitarianism defined as Pakistan blocks Twitter over 'Blasphemy' ti.me/KGeRpK via @TIME 3:08 AM May 22nd via Tweet Button
  11. It's usually centre-right papers that are obsessed with the weather. So here is a sunny liberal alternative: gu.com/p/37mpa/tw @guardian 3:06 AM May 22nd via Tweet Button
  12. Illness as a metaphor? Cancer is the luck of the genetic draw. Robin Gibb didn't lose any 'battle' - goo.gl/Sl7Yd via @Independent 2:00 AM May 22nd via Tweet Button
  13. Awaiting an overland train I realise to my horror that I must wait for 8 minutes. When underground I am usually raging at the sight of four. 10:50 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  14. John Terry is going to his daughter's sports day this week. He's wearing his full PE kit in case she wins. 7:37 AM May 21st via web from Westminster, London
  15. @Recurringdreams I want my next ex-girlfriend to compare me to Heathcliffe or Sal Paradise. A highly sexed madman who cares for no one. 4:15 PM May 20th via web from Hackney, London in reply to Recurringdreams
  16. @Recurringdreams Who is the lamb and who is the knife? Midas is king and he holds me so tight #rabbitheart #strangelyretronow 4:14 PM May 20th via web from Hackney, London in reply to Recurringdreams
  17. @Recurringdreams This is a gift! It comes at a price #geniuspun 4:09 PM May 20th via web from Hackney, London in reply to Recurringdreams
  18. @Recurringdreams My ex-girlfriend said I reminded her of the male protagonist from On Chesil Beach. I have never spoken to her ever again. 4:09 PM May 20th via web from Hackney, London in reply to Recurringdreams
  19. @Recurringdreams Touts with Birmingham accents are not men to be messed with. 4:05 PM May 20th via web from Hackney, London in reply to Recurringdreams
  20. @Recurringdreams You hate Atonement I recall. This still baffles me. Okay let's go classical and melancholy. Do you love Thomas Hardy? 4:05 PM May 20th via web from Hackney, London in reply to Recurringdreams