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DaniDrainpipe

  1. donuts for breakfast at 4:45 in the afternoon. i'm totally a keeper. about 15 hours ago via web
  2. ...thanks for all the creepy direct messages, but i will NOT be doing porn under the name 'baconator.' ya'll are weird. 1:09 AM May 24th via web
  3. 2:30 AM THOUGHT: how fucking funny would it be if i started doing porn under the name 'baconator??' 11:23 PM May 23rd via web
  4. @Darth_Cynical that's typically my logic too. i'm wide awake right now and surrounded by snack foods. 11:21 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Darth_Cynical
  5. @Darth_Cynical yes. welcome to my life. haha. 11:07 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Darth_Cynical
  6. i don't have a boyfriend to share ice cream with so i just share with my pet rat. 10:43 PM May 23rd via web
  7. does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on?? 4:29 PM May 23rd via web
  8. @ZooeyDeschanel it's raining!! 9:51 PM May 22nd via web
  9. ever just forget to eat...?? burrito time. 1:39 PM May 22nd via web
  10. new pair of glasses in my favourite colour. leopard print. 1:09 PM May 21st via txt
  11. it is 3:30 in the morning and i can't sleep so i'm abusing twitter and eating ice cream. you could end all of this. 12:27 AM May 21st via web
  12. @Darth_Cynical daily. 12:14 AM May 21st via web in reply to Darth_Cynical
  13. @karlynboe i would really love nothing more. seriously. i miss all of you. <3 12:04 AM May 21st via web in reply to karlynboe
  14. @karlynboe SWING BACK HERE AND PICK ME UP I HAVE GHOST STORIES BY THE PANTLOAD... 12:02 AM May 21st via web in reply to karlynboe
  15. @tawnifaceee same. going nuts. more nuts than usual. 12:01 AM May 21st via web in reply to tawnifaceee
  16. seriously can't be left to my own devices right now. direct message me your numbers i need texting buddies. 11:57 PM May 20th via web
  17. what the fuck am i DOINGGGGGG????!!!!!!!! 11:53 PM May 20th via web
  18. give me one of those super gross, super visible hickeys, and i will give you super blue balls for the amount of time it takes to go away. 9:07 PM May 20th via web