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DanelleElaine

The Department of Hopeless Stupidity is now accepting grant applications. twitter.com/DanelleElaine/… 12:12 PM May 19th via web
normative I can't believe Tom Friedman agreed to do a show where there are, like, consequences for being wrong constantly. 5:42 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 49 others
mrdaveyd Let's Go Beyond Hallmark Cards & Brunch to Honor our Mothers…How abt Justice & True Equality? bit.ly/Keg73k #mothers 12:49 PM May 13th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 13 others
lizzwinstead Was Mitts dog gay? 3:17 PM May 11th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 40 others
roeberg @nycsouthpaw Real story: Obama learned better manners in a public Indonesian school than the best of American prep could teach Romney. 2:17 PM May 11th via Janetter in reply to nycsouthpaw Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 75 others
BenjySarlin Oh, you're back RT @brianbeutler: Who among us has not dive-tackled a gay and cut off his gay hair? 6:09 PM May 10th via Echofon Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 3 others
daveweigel RT @kausmickey: Is there a reverse @kickstarter to pay Adele to not make another album? 4:23 PM May 10th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 2 others
@daveweigel @joshtpm And with Bristol Palin's defense of marriage. 4:39 PM May 10th via web in reply to daveweigel
RepJackKimble Proud of Bristol Palin coming foward to challenge Obama. If there's one person that gets the sanctity of marriage it's Bristol. 2:24 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 31 others
tier58 Mohamad Ali didn't go to Vietnam cos of his religion and went to jail. Mitt didn't go cos of his religion and went to France. @Lawrence 9:26 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 139 others
@Toure @markos You can't have a beer with MItt. Mormons can't drink. He'll just stare at you and talk to you about the economy. 10:33 AM May 10th via web in reply to Toure
dceiver Fox has Christine O'Donnell on, proving that there are just too few good "gets" in the anti-marriage equality set. 1:11 PM May 9th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 2 others
BorowitzReport If we're going to start checking everyone's underwear maybe we should replace the TSA with TMZ. 4:17 PM May 8th via web Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 50 others
The Obama campaign should have known better re Julia. Such fun! iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2012/… 9:40 AM May 7th via web
#mycompositegirlfriend was a little bit country, a little bit cool and pretty much drunk all the time. Good times! 2:29 PM May 2nd via web
bobsaget “Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.” ~ Groucho Marx 8:20 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 421 others
McCainBlogette Let me get this straight Greta Van Sustern is bringing Lindsay Lohan to the WHC Dinner but has a moral offense to Louie C.K? 12:51 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 248 others
brianbeutler RT @amaeryllis *golf clap* RT @LOLGOP: What do you call a feminist who marries a man? A fluke. #CrowleyJokes 11:54 AM Apr 26th via Janetter for Mac Retweeted by DanelleElaine and 6 others
I wanted to go to the hoarder/clutter conference but I couldn't find the door to my room. sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl… 9:54 AM Apr 26th via web
@hudsonette @Jason89 Mitt Rommey can't even drink beer. So how woudl that work out? He can't have soda either. 2:18 PM Apr 25th via web in reply to hudsonette