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@jesterjacobs Rapper Actor Producer Entertainer. The acronym formed from that- RAPE. #offtheculture #jacksofalltrades #mastersofnone 31 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to jesterjacobs
"@travisjayent: @olathecomedian @Nabilu @funmbi @Marlon_Davis @iamjasonlewis @DaneJAH_Comedy- Harlem Globetrotters of comedy for real! 36 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
DariusDavies Even tho you won't follow these fools: @ComedyHeat @TallahBizness @dangerous_t @DaneJAH_Comedy @JamesGillComedy @martinwycomic @CMPunk about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy
sarahecallaghan #FF @DaneJAH_Comedy @Mishdeswarte @BigTomD @stephencomedy @TheMaeMartin @warrend_uk @iamthemonkey @ginriot SICK PEEPS! about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy
@DarrenWatson83 I'm sure when they flop they'll bawl for goalline technology/more comfortable dug out/more spherical balls #3lionsfail about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to DarrenWatson83
@KaeKurd Indeed, some gassed celebs/TV personalities/hood stars/Road man/hood chicks/bimbos would do well to remember that. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KaeKurd
@KaeKurd will chris moyles and the personalities from Heart FM ever be subject to age discrimination? Or different target demographic? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KaeKurd
@KaeKurd dafuk is Trevor Nelson btw? Is there an RnB replacement waiting in the wings? Does RnB even exist? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KaeKurd
@OfficialKojo Are you taking into account homosexual and assexual women? as well as those who might have mental problems? #thelogisticsofit! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to OfficialKojo
@Gasnificent_1 lol, would you prefer they spray it on, fake tan and sweat makes people look like used butt plugs. 7:43 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Gasnificent_1
sarahecallaghan Off to Brighton today with these two dickheads @Mishdeswarte and @BigTomD. At least the sun is shining! 4:43 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy
@Gregthemann I'm sure they will as a collector's item, and maybe even a honey trap for some kind of witch hunt! 4:04 AM May 24th via web in reply to Gregthemann
#IfIComeToYourHouse I don't want to hold your pet gerbil/hamster/guinea-pig, I'm not John Coffee, this isn't the Green f*cking mile. 2:58 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@travisjayent #IfIComeToYourHouse don't bother to offload the unwanted beverage either- Ribena tooth kind, No-Frills lemonade- #dead 2:36 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
MalikMD7 “@GOROBERT1987: Back in the day Rappers used to tell stories lyrically, now they bragging about useless shit” 2:14 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy and 4 others
olathecomedian Only reason all these women are talking about sleeping naked is because they want you to picture it. Cut the long ting and Instagram it. Kmt 4:11 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy and 6 others
DearRobTV See this weather here? Perfect for those in relationships. Sweat sex, buss a nut and then sleep inside her. #Swoosh 3:43 PM May 23rd via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy and 14 others
paleofuture RIAA says Limewire owes $72 TRILLION, more $ than the entire music industry has made since invention of the phonograph avclub.com/articles/riaa-… 11:10 AM May 23rd via web from Los Angeles, CA Retweeted by DaneJAH_Comedy and 394 others
@Gregthemann The only way you'd get your moneys worth from £2 chocolate buttons may actually be to eat your own shit. #onepaychequefromcrack 8:31 AM May 23rd via web in reply to Gregthemann

Name Dane J. Baptiste
Location London
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Bio Comedian/Writer, Social Commentator, Dubious Adult Nubian Entertaining with Jokes And Humour D.A.N.E.J.A.H