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  1. @john_teeter I felt like a mooch . . . I didn't bring any thing!
  2. @evilflu You're getting me a VW?? Oh, thank you!
  3. New column: I recommend journal writing http://bit.ly/8pWocY
  4. @Overlaid Give my regards to Jimmy Buffet, whose life you have stolen
  5. @phronk Actually, that sounds kind of cool. Sad is good
  6. RT @skydiver: Seriously, people. They're JUST ELECTRONIC HAMSTERS!!!! #hadtobesaid
  7. @evilflu I smell sarcasm and it's coming from your direction.
  8. @markarayner I'm glad someone remembers Pearl Harbor
  9. @phronk We got the Neil Diamond Christmas album. I didn't know Aimee Mann had one, but it sounds cool.
  10. @nimbleassistant Nimble Salad
  11. NEW COLUMN: When it comes to slamming the media, I was ahead of the crowd http://bit.ly/5HPl8F
  12. @nimbleassistant Got a new motor for our water pump. I can have a hot shower tonight! Oh wait, did you mean highlights from twitter?
  13. @brian_frank I'm afraid your London's resident overthinker. It's what we've come to expect from you, my friend.
  14. @brian_frank Two organizations where U.S. minorities have best chance of getting promoted: army and McDonald's, so yes, very progressive
  15. @hawgriderbc Maybe "gin" is the new "jiz." Or "jizz." I wonder if Penthouse has a style book for correct spellings?
  16. RT @phronk: Got a spam email that reads "shoot your gin in her vagina." What does that even MEAN?
  17. @nimbleassistant Check today's Dilbert. And then search "riboflavin"on twitter. It's going to be a trending topic today.
  18. Riboflavin
  19. If there's such a thing as a #werewolfpenis, is there also werewolf poop?
  20. RT @evilflu: Omg #werewolfpenis !! Hahaha