DanaJGould
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When KISS chose their characters, what was Peter Criss thinking? "Let's see, macho, leather-clad metal band. I got it - a kitty!"
12:01 PM Nov 22nd
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No one has ever thought this: Now that I'm out of therapy and have fixed my mental problems, I think I want to be a ventriloquist.
2:21 PM Nov 21st
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If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised...
1:56 PM Nov 19th
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Oscar The Grouch clearly has a mental disorder. He's angry, paranoid and lives in garbage, yet no one does anything...
1:51 PM Nov 19th
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@ Agreed. But "Poor Choices" would be a great name for a singles bar. Also, "The Spooky Dude".
5:14 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to kid_entropy
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There's a strip joint in Los Angeles called Crazy Girls. That my friend, is truth in advertising.
4:49 PM Nov 18th
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@ I'm going to watch the great and underrated "Martin" in your honor. Then I'll eat a can of frosting and cry myself to sleep.
4:35 PM Nov 18th
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Reality shows: people who aren't actors working with people who aren't writers in an amateur production of nothing.
1:03 PM Nov 17th
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Someone is alive today because a serial killer couldn't get it together and decided instead go see "Couples Retreat".
9:30 PM Nov 16th
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The Twilight phenomenon continues to amaze me. All those teenage girls suddenly hot for Rod Serling...
6:57 PM Nov 13th
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When I was in high school, girls made fun of me for liking vampire movies. Now, I'd be their king. Time machine, where are you?
6:45 PM Nov 12th
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I'm a Democrat, okay? But sometimes I get the feeling that if you cut Nancy Pelosi, she would bleed live hummingbirds.
9:36 AM Nov 12th
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I like to think of murder-suicide as "extreme multitasking".
9:47 AM Nov 11th
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Every Thanksgiving we feed the homeless so they may join us as we celebrate other people finding a home.
11:58 PM Nov 10th
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Took the kids downtown to see "Precious On Ice," now they all want to be black and have skates.
5:46 PM Nov 8th
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Parenthood requires saying things you never thought you'd say, like, "Sit still and let me wipe your butt!"
10:32 AM Nov 7th
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Tattle Of The Day: "Daddy, Alice put pepper on the pencil sharpener!"
10:20 AM Nov 7th
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Scientists believe Early Man, even when just a couple minutes late, would sneak in quietly and act like the first one there.
11:27 AM Nov 6th
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How do I ask my shrink to stop responding to everything I say with, "Too much information!" and then giggling behind a pillow?
2:19 PM Nov 5th
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Just saw an ad for the Beverly Hills Cookie Diet, which brings to mind the question, "Why do they hate us?"
11:06 AM Nov 5th
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