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  1. @jaugustine X-COM, damn you.
  2. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Metaphors may not be used by Journalists unless they are at least Level 5 and have taken the "Imagery" skill.
  3. I'm told a good old-fashioned mea culpa works for first-time offenders. Fake apologies are my specialty!
  4. Hm...just realized I missed a jury duty date, and my group was called. Think they'll be mad?
  5. @Ohthatflo No, just thorough.
  6. @DanAmrich My god, you'll be completely cut off from the intarwebs! Except for the laptop. And the phone. But other than that!
  7. @hanknova Disclaimer: I do not represent the American Wedding Association of American Weddings.
  8. @hanknova Yup. Most of the weddings I've been to the groom says a few thank-yous at the rehearsal dinner, but usually not at the wedding.
  9. Editing a story down to a suitable word count is like trying to stuff an angry cat into a bag two sizes too small to hold it.
  10. @hanknova You have to give a speech at your own wedding? Leave that to the best man!
  11. @KeenanW A) that's what Twitter is for, and B) Do YOU want to sanitize everything you post for parental consumption? Neither do I.
  12. Crap - my mother just figured out I've blocked her out of my Facebook status updates and photos.
  13. @DanAmrich It was added in Office 07. Maybe it's technically tricky, but I'd have thought "counting words" would be an easy feature to swipe
  14. Is there any trick to enable a real-time word counter on Open Office Writer? Or is that one thing that Word can do that OO just can't?
  15. @Gordonung It boldly sucked like no show has sucked before.
  16. @DanAmrich Turn on the TV, flip to a random channel and see if you can honestly say your high school screenplay is any dumber than what's on
  17. @DanAmrich Post it!
  18. @gizmogladstone I don't get the idea that EA wants PC gamers to buy the console version. Why make a PC version at all, if that's the goal?
  19. @willsmith Yup, majorly botched launch. I was really hoping they'd have a zero-day patch out to fix it.
  20. @willsmith Step 1: Can the QA team along with everyone else. Step 2: We don't know. Step 3: Profit.