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DanSalomon

shitmydadsays "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." 3:02 PM Feb 22nd, 2010 via web Retweeted by DanSalomon and 14655 others
shitmydadsays “Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back." 10:24 AM Dec 28th, 2009 via web Retweeted by DanSalomon and 1859 others
shitmydadsays I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem." 12:05 PM Sep 20th, 2009 via web Retweeted by DanSalomon and 410 others
shitmydadsays "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down." 9:35 AM Aug 20th, 2009 via web Retweeted by DanSalomon and 593 others
shitmydadsays "Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass." 10:49 AM Oct 21st, 2011 via web Retweeted by DanSalomon and 16355 others
shitmydadsays "These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us." 10:56 AM Jan 4th via web Retweeted by DanSalomon and 15463 others
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@MissDCapone WFC=Wells Fargo Center about 15 hours ago via web in reply to MissDCapone
@TweetsFromPedro Actually you know what, I may keep harper, he fills the stat sheet. 16 Runs already, 10:55 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@TweetsFromPedro what would you say to Bryce Harper and Omar Infante for adrubal 10:54 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@TweetsFromPedro Craig Stammen from WAS is a nice RP.. whip under 1, and ERA under 1.5 10:52 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@TweetsFromPedro there are some good scrappy RP's available.. 10:50 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@TweetsFromPedro okay serious question... what are the chances you trade Cabrera? 10:49 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@TweetsFromPedro for real? 10:48 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
toco13fg Really good game today..nicee win.. 10:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by DanSalomon and 35 others
@TweetsFromPedro yo, found a quick upgrade for you... drop Alfonso(let's face it, hes horrid-bad) pick up Kirk Niuwenhuis. 10:43 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@msankey86 @TweetsFromPedro im open for trades.. my outfield is crowded now, harper, trout, mccutch, adam jones, and Giancarlo stanton 10:36 PM May 24th via web in reply to msankey86
@msankey86 @TweetsFromPedro I stopped looking for the players that will get me the avg and HR's. started looking for the less pop categories 10:33 PM May 24th via web in reply to msankey86
@TweetsFromPedro last wk you lost every pitching cat. except for blown saves and ER, but thats only bc your opponent had 20ip more than you. 10:32 PM May 24th via web in reply to TweetsFromPedro
@msankey86 @TweetsFromPedro send him some offers... hes got a plethora of hitters 10:25 PM May 24th via web in reply to msankey86