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DanPortnoy

  1. @carijenkins but it was "what to expect when you're expecting" you had to have expected that.... Hey-o
  2. "I'm turning 5 and I have 6 candles just in Isaac wants to blow one out." - Caleb instagr.am/p/LEqDnVHxnw/
  3. @ShaunKing @charlestlee @goloveserve @victorsaad @ericstowe @tylermerrick @jeremycowart @chanchanchepon @paullyoung me too!
  4. 2 yr old nephew says "uncle Dan" as Odin - I'm am now the all father!
  5. Downside to being at the park with nephews: when they run away and I can't find them... And then I'm just the guy, alone, at the park
  6. @GoLoveServe enjoying vacation this week. Big plans for memorial day?
  7. @aKxXgL no, just a couple of my nephews
  8. Brothers instagr.am/p/LD8fNOHxtS/
  9. Maybe in kid heaven instagr.am/p/LD8IlInxtM/
  10. Star wars legos for the birthday boy instagr.am/p/LDn3bQnxi8/
  11. Caleb got Nerf guns for his birthday. They have now been upgraded with a rail mounted optic instagr.am/p/LDfZprnxuz/
  12. @GinaAAlexander thanks Gina!!
  13. Gifts prepped for Caleb's birthday tomorrow! instagr.am/p/LCS8Z3nxpE/
  14. Fussy nephew was no match for strong uncle kung-fu
  15. Office party @ Monterey, CA instagr.am/p/LCBra7nxuD/
  16. @tanksley that would've been nice.... But no one was home.. And ten I was just cruising a neighborhood
  17. Just spent 10 minutes trying to find a car wash and google maps leads me to the address of a home based detail business - fail...
  18. That not so awkward time when Spandau Ballet came on the radio and I turned it to 11