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DanMoring

  1. And here I was thinking Instagram was that weed delivery service in NYC. #istandcorrected about 19 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  2. Do you like calculus? I'm asumptotally into it! about 20 hours ago via web
  3. I was talking to this hippie geologist and he kept asking "you catch my drift?" How continental. #science #puns 12:27 PM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android
  4. Clearly not a #DC gov computer! RT @Dizzyluv25: My computer hard-drive was corrupt... at least it was honest! 12:25 PM May 23rd via TweetCaster for Android
  5. I think that when philosophers go camping, they probably finish the night by eating social s'mores. #funnieroutloud 10:00 PM May 21st via TweetCaster for Android
  6. Cargo shorts are like the minivan of legwear. 3:40 PM May 20th via TweetCaster for Android
  7. If I'm too drunk on whiskey to discuss something, can I plead the Fifth? #puns 2:21 PM May 20th via TweetCaster for Android
  8. How do you cite a book about #postmodernism!? #selfreferential 4:51 PM May 19th via TweetCaster for Android
  9. Take that, ancient Greece! #7wonders #derivative lockerz.com/s/210300078 4:45 PM May 19th via TweetCaster for Android
  10. So apparently Instagram is not a weed delivery service. #newstome 4:43 PM May 19th via TweetCaster for Android
  11. Loving all the gogo beats pouring out of windows as I walk across DC. #ripchuckbrown 4:30 PM May 19th via TweetCaster for Android
  12. If you endlessly troll Facebook, does it make you a status seeker? 8:30 AM May 19th via TweetCaster for Android
  13. @monroehaus have you heard about the hardcore physics band, Centrifugazi? #puns #deargodwhy 2:57 PM May 17th via TweetCaster for Android
  14. @monroehaus I'm tired of these centrifuges pulling us apart! 12:58 PM May 17th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to monroehaus
  15. @monroehaus in ancient Greece, crobars were the only thing to separate the men from the boys #platonic 12:57 PM May 17th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to monroehaus
  16. Have you heard about Pablo Picoso? He's really spicing up the art world. #artpuns #sosquareitscubist 12:06 PM May 16th via TweetCaster for Android
  17. I'm not just out standing in the rain--I'm outstanding anywhere I go! #motivationalpuns 7:22 PM May 15th via TweetCaster for Android
  18. I was sentenced to read every Mark Twain book ever written, but I continue to plead for Clemensy. 12:59 PM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android
  19. @nickjuliano I wonder if the DOE book club is called Chus Your Own Adventure. 12:52 PM May 14th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to nickjuliano
  • Name Dan Moring
  • Location Washington, DC
  • Bio My only goal is to eat a ridiculously oversize cookie in every major American city.
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