DanKennedy_NYC
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Dream I had: No friends left, isolation, panic, an empty city. GF's dream: "I found a place that did ice cream cones with crépes."
about 1 hour ago
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(Mine was Dynamite Magazine) RT @ My 1st magazine subscriptions: Cricket, Highlights, Bananas
about 1 hour ago
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Pixies tonight. If you want our extra ticket you have to give Ben money for it. Or a gun.
about 22 hours ago
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I love that I can say something at lunch and @ tweets it.
about 22 hours ago
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A little is too much, a ton is never enough, and I'm not sure I ever wanted it in the first place.
about 23 hours ago
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I'm going to manage someone called Miley Gaga Twighlight, 15% on the gross. Goodbye and don't come near my houses, twitter apes.
9:36 AM Nov 24th
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Human Resources wants to show you the sexy video tape again.
9:03 AM Nov 24th
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Stork Craft Manufacturing, Inc. is recalling that crib made of cigarettes that came with a motorcycle and LSD.
9:00 AM Nov 24th
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Last Night: mailed a card I'd been putting off and love & death had me on the ropes. Today: "Mmm, now THAT'S a good latté."
8:56 AM Nov 24th
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I wish Apple would make a medium-sized Tablet Phone. They need to make that so you could need to buy it.
7:57 AM Nov 24th
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The Apple Tablet will be like a big iPhone. It's so big, you need to buy it.
7:56 AM Nov 24th
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The iPhone is small, you need to buy it!
7:54 AM Nov 24th
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You were moving your mouth silently and smiling instead of actually singing at very small workplace birthday party of three.
11:01 PM Nov 23rd
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We put off doing what we know will bring a heavy heart and sobbing. Fucking fine system, if you ask me. Nothing wrong with eventually.
7:02 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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You could write 1 book, do 50 interviews, 20 readings, and 35 comedy gigs with the energy an average person burns complaining.
2:21 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: MSNBC should hire a Native American to rant like Glen Beck about sending Europeans back to Europe. I'd watch that.
2:06 PM Nov 23rd
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Gave 1 of these away at @, but now avail at: Design Museum London, magma books london+manchester, online:
12:26 PM Nov 23rd
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Twitter: has killed my...sense of punctuation#
10:43 AM Nov 23rd
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They buy your funny script, they change your funny script too much, they hire someone to make it funny again. This way two of us get work.
10:24 AM Nov 23rd
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At the Nestle 800# you can press "2" for Pig Latin. This kicks ass in the day of Para Espanol Marque Numero Dos.
8:54 AM Nov 23rd
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- Name Dan Kennedy
- Location NYC USA
- Web http://rockontheb...
- Bio Author of Loser Goes First, and Rock On. McSweeneys.net stuff, hosting The Moth StorySLAM and podcast.
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