DanKennedy_NYC
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Evidently the new way to storm off of Larry King is to unclip your mic, scoot closer to desk, hold your book, and smile.
about 14 hours ago
from Echofon
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I asked my GF if she has updated her Twitter now that she has followers. "Yeah, I changed the background color."
about 15 hours ago
from Echofon
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I can't believe the full English breakfast here doesn't come with a cigarette and bon mot about desperate circumstances.
about 16 hours ago
from Echofon
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I fired my ego years ago, but I still bring it back ocasionally as a temp in the busy season.
3:38 PM Nov 13th
from Echofon
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RT @: I got 99 problems... (sigh)
3:34 PM Nov 13th
from Echofon
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Attending a movie about advertising feels a little like rushing out to meet the mailman to get the stuff addressed to "resident".
12:26 PM Nov 13th
from web
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My next book will have a spiritual lesson, diet, vampire, dog, and a celebrity biography. Everybody's retiring on this one.
10:27 AM Nov 13th
from web
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Not the ringleader of the tormentors. Nor the spokesman of the dissapointed. I'm the friend of a friend of the somewhat disgruntled.
9:44 AM Nov 13th
from Echofon
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Nobody's buying the cooking show pilot where I eat a can of corn in a boxcar and lie about having a place in Paris.
1:36 PM Nov 12th
from web
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I'm at the Shit My Dad Says theme park. Not too shabby - gonna buy the barbecue apron.
1:24 PM Nov 12th
from web
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Unless this song was written for someone else, 50 Cent wants to have a baby by me. So I can be a millionaire.
1:05 PM Nov 12th
from web
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@ also that. and change name to Earnest.
10:46 AM Nov 12th
from web
in reply to timjonze
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Animals still available for band names: Helgramite.
9:51 AM Nov 12th
from web
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1.) Go to Williamsburg. 2.) Name band after wildlife.
9:26 AM Nov 12th
from web
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Live for today, there's nothing left to lose. Wait, there could be stuff left to lose, actually. Maybe don't, like, totally live. Anyway...
6:55 AM Nov 12th
from web
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At studio to record Moth podcast. Arrived after Andy from Yes Men Fix The World. Perfect, b/c I would've hugged him and started crying.
4:23 PM Nov 11th
from Echofon
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Dear T. Parker and M. Stone: PLEASE make Cartman sing "Baby By Me" by 50 Cent. In any context whatsoever.
1:52 PM Nov 11th
from web
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@ me too.
1:11 PM Nov 11th
from web
in reply to ProfSmitty
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@ I will simply tweet my books and essays to you one hundred and forty characters at a time, let's see, I guess we'll start: While
1:00 PM Nov 11th
from web
in reply to ProfSmitty
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@ I thought it was Friday. And that my name is Steve. And that this is my home.
12:52 PM Nov 11th
from web
in reply to finslippy
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- Name Dan Kennedy
- Location NYC USA
- Web http://rockontheb...
- Bio Author of Loser Goes First, and Rock On. McSweeneys.net stuff, hosting The Moth StorySLAM and podcast.
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