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  1. It's not 'assassination'. It's 'enhanced capture'.about 5 hours ago from txt
  2. re: valet tipping responses. consensus is 2-5 (up to 10 if you have $ to blow), but not until you get the car back! thanks twitterverse!4:52 PM Jul 13th from web
  3. Anyone know if you are supposed to tip a valet when they TAKE your car? If so how much. DM response please. :-)12:37 PM Jul 13th from txt
  4. @zandperl first time i saw t2 I didn't realize he wasn't the bad guy until he opened the box of flowers.9:03 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to zandperl
  5. for the record, i've taken naps on the couch, not overnight.7:33 AM Jul 11th from web
  6. @zandperl it looks like a student of some kind. sleeping on couch is normal i think (i've done that). something about shirtless makes it odd7:31 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to zandperl
  7. um. someone's asleep with no shirt on a couch in the 3rd floor lobby of my office building. Not sure if I should do something...?7:05 AM Jul 11th from web
  8. How not to advertise your game: http://www.codinghorror.com... (via @feministing)3:42 PM Jul 10th from web
  9. RT @wwomanforDC 1 Hour left to vote for Wonder Woman! Vote NOW at http://bit.ly/votewwfordc Please Retweet! #bootcamp09 #WonderWomanFriday2:35 PM Jul 10th from web
  10. some days, i feel like my body is rejecting me.6:02 AM Jul 10th from web
  11. Pulled the trigger on a lease with @Sniperbunny.4:26 PM Jul 9th from web
  12. RT @JasonT Strangely comforting: http://bit.ly/twA1:04 PM Jul 9th from web
  13. @Genevieve you have to bike BETWEEN the raindrops. call on the spirit of the leopard.6:10 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to Genevieve
  14. @GetItDoneGuy I have twitter set so that I don't see @ replies sent to people who I don't follow.5:46 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to GetItDoneGuy
  15. bring back #iranelection8:06 PM Jul 7th from web
  16. NOI runs superheroes for DC mayor: http://bit.ly/9EM1M4:50 PM Jul 7th from web
  17. @Sniperbunny sort of2:27 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to Sniperbunny
  18. @zandperl that still fits many 'reputable' news outlets :-D.2:43 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to zandperl
  19. @JasonT not necessarily, but "blog" is a very broad term no?2:32 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to JasonT
  20. @Genevieve as a chocolate purist, I think I can see @TheRealDoombot's perspective here.1:19 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to Genevieve