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DanFails

  1. some are just meant to be forever alone 10:06 PM May 20th via txt
  2. @Itsninnna all blonde? :o 7:12 PM May 12th via web in reply to Itsninnna
  3. alot of people look forward to their 21st birthday.........i didnt :l 1:09 AM May 10th via txt
  4. 9 more days..... 5:56 PM May 1st via txt
  5. soooo lazyyyyy 11:18 AM Apr 29th via txt
  6. i hate life right now 8:52 PM Apr 25th via txt
  7. im a doomed soul 1:11 AM Apr 24th via txt
  8. watching Being Elmo.....its pretty intresting 4:29 PM Apr 21st via txt
  9. theyre slowly killing james bond 10:06 AM Apr 20th via txt
  10. so my dad is trying to have a conversation with haiden.....too bad my dads fucking retarded 8:00 PM Apr 18th via txt
  11. dont....wanna....do....dishes.... 8:35 PM Apr 16th via txt
  12. @melissamour good! 11:03 AM Apr 16th via txt
  13. @melissamour true haha just dont get in a crash or dui :p 11:01 AM Apr 16th via txt
  14. whoops that was for @melissamour 10:58 AM Apr 16th via txt
  15. i dunno i say go if you go with someone you care about :p 10:58 AM Apr 16th via txt
  16. @melissamour good i went and it was meh :l my family spent probably $800 for my shit and i sorta regret it 10:49 AM Apr 16th via txt
  17. you know Linkin Park fails when their newest song sounds like Daft Punk 9:07 AM Apr 16th via txt
  18. the average teen spends around $1078 on prom.....anyone feel like sharing theirs? haha 8:59 AM Apr 16th via txt
  19. sometimes i just want to blow my fucking brains out 6:25 PM Apr 10th via txt
  20. i picture your face in the back of my eyes a fire in the attic, a proof for the price anna molly, anna molly, anna molly 7:49 PM Apr 9th via txt