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DanEngland

It's a huge luxury to not have to get up to run 12 miles or so tomorrow. I may get to sleep all the way until 7 am or so. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I am father of the year. Yep, those are my girls in the back. instagr.am/p/LElG-ZDRWB/ about 9 hours ago via Instagram
@AlCantHang you don't see the connection? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlCantHang
@bdengland yup. Drift gotten. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bdengland
@drewmagary or adele about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to drewmagary
It's a good exercise to relax and breathe through pain. Helps during races. So there was a lot of that today during my sports massage. #ow about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
runnersworld Find a Memorial Day race near you! Our Race Finder makes it easy: ow.ly/b7KFi about 21 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by DanEngland and 20 others
My son is watching "River Monsters." I'm rooting for the monsters. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bdengland they'd do it whether you hang out with them or not I think. Unless you are providing your basement for them. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bdengland
@runningrookie11 I was thinking deena and I could run trails and then she could fix us dinner. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to runningrookie11
@runningrookie11 Kevin is a good guy...can I come too? :) about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to runningrookie11
“@runnersworld: Racing this weekend? Here's how to calm your nerves: ow.ly/b7JrV via @CoachJenny” @runningrookie11 about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
GreeleyTribune Parents, kids liking the opportunity to get up and go by competing in triathlons bit.ly/Lg9mRt 11:34 PM May 24th via twitterfeed Retweeted by DanEngland
@LBV_See @mctait he was by far the best in the NCAAs too. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LBV_See
AlanHungover During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? 4:45 PM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by DanEngland and 1389 others
@thisisnotapril actually one reason I take care of myself is so that WON'T happen. Maybe I should stop running. 5:57 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thisisnotapril
I can't WAIT to hear this story. instagr.am/p/LB7gaqjRQU/ 5:56 PM May 24th via Instagram
"But Daddy, my third snack after dinner is much more important than your dinner!" Sorry. Vengeful tweets help me blow off steam. 5:28 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
I know, I know, selfish of me to want to eat dinner rather than address all the demands. That seems to be the implication anyway. 5:26 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Just got home. Wife scurried out for date with a friend. I've fulfilled three snack requests and a call for a band aid. Maybe I can eat now. 5:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone

Name DanEngland
Location Greeley, CO
Web http://pokingandp...
Bio Adventure and entertainment editor for the Greeley Tribune. Columnist. Poker player. Runner. Mountaineer. Addicted to adrenaline, heavy metal and Rock Chalk.