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DanDontMind

  1. Whose fake tan is worse, Bobby Valentine or Bob Barker? #spayandneuter
  2. @medicsbk where is Dave's? Let me know next time, I'm always down to catch a game with true fans. My roomie was rooting 4 the jays last nt.
  3. Romney is running for President. In other news, the Republicans are now Democrats... No wait, now Republicans. Now Democrats. #flipflop
  4. @MedicSBK @dandontmind I am working, sadly... Trivia night? I've been working Tuesdays for school.
  5. "Whatever And Ever, Amen" by BF5. Nothing made it easier to dump a girl, nor was it ever more fun to yell the B word. #pianowleague
  6. @matthewhoopes I doubt this will mean anything, but we need you here in the Western MA area. You played here once at Six Flags, never again.
  7. Could Aaron Rodgers follow in Favre's footsteps and win just one Super Bowl but be considered great, too?!?
  8. @johncusack just went political all over Twitter. Guess he was really angry the Golden Globes snubbed The Factory for best straight to DVD.
  9. @KeithCwik Put down the enchilada now before it hurts you!!! You will regret it tomorrow...
  10. I told someone to "lean back like Fat Joe said".
  11. I really think a man should never wink in public, and even moreso never send me a winky text.
  12. Don't need money to make change.
  13. @pjleonardo Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll!!!
  14. Damnit Suh, what are you thinking??
  15. Cliff Lee in Philly is known as "Stiff Lee" to Philly natives due to his rather conservative tips. # cheapathletes
  16. My least favorite part about this bathroom are the paintings that stare at me while I pee...
  17. I hate being divorced, I'd much rather be a widower. #emophillips
  18. Irony: Girl texts me with constant spelling errors like "skool" but I spelled her name with one "t" and she texts me "N it whittney".
  19. Astrology is important because of what your mom ate when you were in the womb? Lady, have you ever heard of refridgeration? Idiot...
  20. Childish Gambino is better than Lil' Wayne, far and away. Only so many rappers can reference ee cummings in a rap.