DanDanBarlow
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@ selling anything good?
10:54 AM May 21st
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in reply to GarethAveyard
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@ yes
4:47 PM May 18th
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in reply to nick_gadget
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"Bono makes £1.5billion from Facebook deal" - Right, that's it. Fix Africa, right NOW! YOU LYING BOGGLE-EYED, TAX SWERVING JIZZ-FLAMINGO.!
3:01 PM May 18th
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@ is it about dancing?
1:35 PM May 18th
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in reply to Lost_and_tall
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1:05 PM May 18th
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Olympic flame is too small. Looks like something cheap and tacky that you'd leave well alone in a charity shop doorway.
11:37 AM May 18th
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Olympic torch has just landed, the pilot should have pulled a fucking massive handbrake on the airstrip. Fanny.
11:27 AM May 18th
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@ @ so using this means it will be ME touching up Santa this time round? Shoes on the other foot now St Nick...
11:15 AM May 18th
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in reply to GarethAveyard
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Muller fruit corners are great if you eat each side individually. If you mix them they're just a normal fucking yogurt.
11:01 AM May 16th
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Just watched Warhorse but now I have the theme from Black Beauty going round in my head.
3:13 PM May 13th
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Computer upgrades are rubbish when they don't work because I smash things up.
10:48 AM May 13th
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shopping, RAM, collars, shopping, upgrades, profit. That's my day right there.
4:17 AM May 12th
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@ put some cheese in your snakes gob, that ought to bring the mice!
9:32 AM May 10th
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in reply to philipkynaston
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Come back home kitten. Please.
9:25 AM May 7th
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@ Har Har! What a party pack - my gran would love it!
10:27 AM May 6th
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@ do those balloons come printed like that?! I'd have just made them myself, maybe write something more vile on them!
10:11 AM May 6th
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in reply to philipkynaston
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@ doesn't like it when I sing wires by athlete to the tune of the can can or in any 2/4 time signature.
10:51 AM May 4th
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@ amazeballs? Balls are rarely amazing unless it's great balls of fire and played by Jerry Lee Lewis.
9:53 AM May 4th
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in reply to Victoriahart4
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@ welcome to twitter!
1:47 PM May 3rd
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- Name Dan Barlow
- Location Chorlton, Manchester
- Bio Part time rat bag, full time hero.
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