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DanD808

  1. I have such bad short term memory.... Now where did that screw driver go...
  2. I hate when u forget to press send after u type a msg.
  3. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, h, i, j, k, L, M, N, O, P... Bet u didnt know they had the same medley baha
  4. Twinkle, twinkle, little star... I bet u were singing every single word :)
  5. For every person u see... Imagine and transform their face to a zombie .... Hella scurryyy shiizz
  6. Mcdonalds is 50ft away. Me: Dad wanna drive me to McDonalds?
  7. Racoons are like burglars, wait no, they are ! They even have their face hidden !
  8. Racoon just walked on my fence ! Buglars are out early!
  9. Walking with a sleeping leg feels like i need crutches
  10. Filling out a form. Ur name, and date of birth are mandatory... So u just want my phone number for fun ?!
  11. Wow the 404 south is back to back with traffic... Make sure u abuse the "2 or more passenger" lane
  12. That akward moment u wanna tell the agressive charity worker to SHUT THE FUcK Up
  13. Filling out a form. 3 out 5 must be filled out... WTF are the other 2 for then ?!
  14. Speed limit is 60. Why the fuck is everyone going 5KM and hour !
  15. Woah Denis Rodman is waiting for a bus ! .. Oh wait. Thats a black woman imposter
  16. I like the feeling when my leg is asleep lol
  17. @GregoryJohnV my favourite era of music ! Disco baby
  18. U remind me of a girl, that i, once knew.. See her face and then i died, a couple, times...
  19. At fairview mall to do some shopping for clothes ... Guns on hold...