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DanD808

  1. I have such bad short term memory.... Now where did that screw driver go... about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I hate when u forget to press send after u type a msg. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, h, i, j, k, L, M, N, O, P... Bet u didnt know they had the same medley baha about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Twinkle, twinkle, little star... I bet u were singing every single word :) about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. For every person u see... Imagine and transform their face to a zombie .... Hella scurryyy shiizz about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Mcdonalds is 50ft away. Me: Dad wanna drive me to McDonalds? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Racoons are like burglars, wait no, they are ! They even have their face hidden ! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Racoon just walked on my fence ! Buglars are out early! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Walking with a sleeping leg feels like i need crutches about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Filling out a form. Ur name, and date of birth are mandatory... So u just want my phone number for fun ?! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Wow the 404 south is back to back with traffic... Make sure u abuse the "2 or more passenger" lane about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. That akward moment u wanna tell the agressive charity worker to SHUT THE FUcK Up about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Filling out a form. 3 out 5 must be filled out... WTF are the other 2 for then ?! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Speed limit is 60. Why the fuck is everyone going 5KM and hour ! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Woah Denis Rodman is waiting for a bus ! .. Oh wait. Thats a black woman imposter about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I like the feeling when my leg is asleep lol about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @GregoryJohnV my favourite era of music ! Disco baby about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GregoryJohnV
  18. U remind me of a girl, that i, once knew.. See her face and then i died, a couple, times... about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  19. At fairview mall to do some shopping for clothes ... Guns on hold... about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Daniel Santos
  • Location TORONTO
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  • Bio Jan 24 - Singer / Producer / Dancer Listen to my music! www.ReverbNation.com/DanD
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