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  1. @YR_AlyssaC If it wasn't for the damned liberal media, this snowstorm never would've happened!
  2. Anyone wanna see Muse with me in March for $35?
  3. With micro-blogging tools such as Twitter or Tumblr, of what use is a leather-bound journal? Do people have private thoughts anymore?
  4. Iron Man 2 trailer! http://bit.ly/8MHgDU
  5. Muse need to record a theme for the next James Bond film. It's baloney that it hasn't happened yet.
  6. I firmly believe that Chick-fil-a Sauce is God's gift to mankind.
  7. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
  8. Wow, Robert Downey Jr. totally uses the word 'Zombieland' in the movie 'Natural Born Killers,' which also stars Woody Harrelson. Far out.
  9. Look dude, don't ignore me. I know you heard me ask for your Borders card. Looks like you're not getting a 40% off coupon.
  10. Oh and the upstairs people are kinda like 'The Others' except they don't sneak down here and kidnap is in the night.
  11. Theory of the Day: My Borders might be the island from Lost. Both feel like Purgatory and whenever I try to leave, I end up coming back.
  12. Happy Birthday, @alisonbrie !
  13. I never tire of listening to the song 'Little Person' by Deanna Storey and watching the multitudes of people in NYC. Simply beautiful.
  14. #BroCode Article 146: A Bro refrains from using too much detail when relating sexual exploits to his Bros.
  15. RT @bettydraper: I think blue balls look best on an aluminum Christmas tree, don't you?
  16. #BroCode Article 145: A Bro is never offended if another Bros fails to return a phone call, text, or email in a timely fashion.
  17. People are crazy and times are strange. I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range. I used to care, but things have changed.
  18. Trying to get into Tom Waits. I love The Early Years Vol. 1 & 2. Anyone have any other suggestions?
  19. @beckykralle @beccaforce All day, I was figuring out prices with a calculator. Don't all phones come equipped with them nowadays?
  20. My least favorite question of the day: 'How much is this?'