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DamonLindelof

  1. You sicken me. RT @BradBirdA113 Nothing spices up a scoop of vanilla ice milk like a big dollop of Cool Whip. #gentleTweets
  2. I am unplugging due to not being able to see (undoubtedly superb) AWAKE finale until next week. Damn you, @killen8! #AlsoIAmWritingAScript
  3. Eff you. RT @paulocoelho It is easy to be a hater on Twitter. Go for the difficult task : to spread love
  4. The title of a straight-to-video Ray Liotta movie. RT @MattMira What is an unlawful detainer?
  5. Fair enough. But true "gangstas" don't say "rubbish." RT @CroissantRoll the ending was rubbish and ruined the entire series.
  6. "Uh... Mr. President, are you aware you were photographed alongside Porn Stars?" "Well... are YOU aware that I'M AWESOME?!?"
  7. I have one question that I ask of anyone running for public office: HAVE YOU RIDDEN AN OSTRICH? politicalwire.com/archives/2012/…
  8. Heh. "Dickfoot." google.com/url?sa=X&q=htt…
  9. Who wants to bet that Abed will talk at great lengths about feeling like things are "different" around Greendale?
  10. I have sais and two dozen throwing stars. What does THAT mean? RT @robdelaney If you own nunchucks, you've fingered your cousin.
  11. Done!!! #SusceptibleToBribes RT @GeekFurious If you retweet me, I promise to rate your next project a 100 out of 100. #noethics
  12. Siri is quietly constructing herself a hand so she can slap Zooey Deschanel. #ThirdTimesACharm #RetweetingOneselfIsTheUltimateNarcissism
  13. For the record, I dig Zooey Deschanel. Which is why I am compelled to insult her.
  14. Granted. Now you have more time to build models and masturbate. RT @bwdavis319 worst finale ever! I want 5 years of my life back douchebag.
  15. Is it, Jace? IS IT?!?! RT @televisionary Is it a coincidence that @DamonLindelof follows exactly 108 people?
  16. Speaking of Community... I humbly propose a new hashtag: #FourSeasonsAndTwoMoreADecadeFromNowOnNetflixTHENaMovie
  17. Picked up phone. 110 new tweets! Obvious conclusion: Some clever TV Critic in my feed just wrote something about COMMUNITY.
  18. @joe_hill and Sugarland Express.
  19. @joe_hill 1941 and Empire of The Sun.