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  1. http://twitpic.com/a17q1 - Fw:Did save me some work when arching brows at the children.
  2. Impulse eyebrow threading at the mall. Adorable Indian woman LIED: it hurt like a bitch.
  3. http://twitpic.com/9y4ur - Never be afraid of fashion, Mare.
  4. http://twitpic.com/9y3pn - It looks like a green splotch, but she thinks it's a butterfly.
  5. http://twitpic.com/9xfcv - Momma Sunbeam & her girls @ the church picnic.
  6. Day Five of Just Me and Them. I have crapped out. In bed with the Littles watching Dora with the a/c up too high, sipping iced latte. Ahh..
  7. @dooce http://twitpic.com/9poy5 - He's got a MAN baby!!!
  8. MJ's dermatoligist Dr. Klein employed the mother of 2 MJ kids. Asked today whether he could be the father, Klein said,"Not to my knowledge."
  9. Okay, I have to step up: How do you misplace that, Dr. Klein?? What, do you have STRAY SPERM floating around, unaccounted for?
  10. @missbanshee I think being a writer for the Daily Show/Colbert is one of the great civic duties remaining in America.
  11. @missbanshee Asked if he fathered Jackson's children, Klein said "not to the best of my knowledge." Holy God, tell me it's back on tonight.
  12. Nothing like a prim, polite Chinese woman to make you suddenly see in blaring Techicolor, the food stuck and hardened on the play table.
  13. I frantically cleaned the play room for Ren's Chinese teacher while the kids went out and told her I was frantically cleaning the play room.
  14. Mean mini-van mom's kid is in my kid's swim class. She looks uncomfortable. It's OK, mean lady. I had my revenge. On the Internet.
  15. @missbanshee DAMN! It IS a rerun. The Sanford line "You don't go Old Testament just when you f- up!"
  16. I want to sleep. I SHOULD sleep. But I must know what John and Stephen have to say tonight.
  17. http://twitpic.com/9hyou - Karma is a spike-heeled whore.
  18. I swore I would watch silently. Seven minutes in I have spoken to her twice. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, WOMAN.
  19. I was a swimming teacher once. For fun, I dropped preschoolers off the diving board & caught them. I was a souless monster.
  20. http://twitpic.com/9hw0c - So excited. So terrified. Little girl great big world.