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DamnUAudrey

Want a scary story ?: I killed a bug 5 minutes ago. Now the corpse has disapeared.  10 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
My sister has been fangirling over her new pair of shoes since yesterday -__- 13 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
JuliusTheGod Mother told me to always defend myself RT @_ShayP: They say respect your elders, but how you sposed to act when your elders disrespect you? 5:36 PM May 24th via Tweetlogix Retweeted by DamnUAudrey and 4 others
Why TF did I ask for a round shape for my nails ?! SMH I hate it about 12 hours ago via web
MissZindzi Unless you're pregnant, handicapped, extremely old or holding a child, no one OWES you a seat on the bus or train. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by DamnUAudrey and 24 others
Lana Del Rey scares me, tbh about 12 hours ago via web
BeyonceLite Michelle Obama: I'd be Beyonce if I could be anyone else 10:38 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by DamnUAudrey and 142 others
LANDEYves La télé-réalité est à la réalité, ce que YouPorn est à la sexualité. about 14 hours ago via twicca Retweeted by DamnUAudrey and 292 others
I've been eating like a pig all day. It's midnight, why am I hungry ? about 13 hours ago via web
Overheard: me: mom, i'll be alone forever :c mom: no you won't me: i promise you, YES I WILL mom: one day... tmblr.co/ZKh95xM7VkxZ about 15 hours ago via Tumblr
Man, even bad music in the 90s was good... tmblr.co/ZKh95xM7NulY about 15 hours ago via Tumblr
@MyDJMakesMeWet What cup are you ? about 16 hours ago via web in reply to MyDJMakesMeWet
@MyDJMakesMeWet LMAO I know that. Boobs can be a real pain in the ass sometimes about 17 hours ago via web in reply to MyDJMakesMeWet
@MyDJMakesMeWet X) about 18 hours ago via web in reply to MyDJMakesMeWet
Before you judge, make sure you're perfect. about 18 hours ago via web
Photo: fuckyeahmarxismleninism: tmblr.co/ZKh95xM6ob2g about 19 hours ago via Tumblr
PetiteDragonfly The prison version of They Don't Care About Us will always slay. about 19 hours ago via web Retweeted by DamnUAudrey
"ISAAC WAKE YO ASS UP, YOU KNOW THEM IS MY DRAWERS!!!" - Christopher Tracy Under The Cherry Moon, 1986 (via... tmblr.co/ZKh95xM6jcGP about 20 hours ago via Tumblr
MayaAngelouFRO I TOLD YALL JANETS TITTIES ARE REAL. THEY HAVE A NATURAL SAG! "@MsL1ssaEsquire: @MayaAngelouFRO the titties are real" about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by DamnUAudrey
Alussa stap. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Name Audrey C.
Web http://you-betta-...
Bio Born 04.29.1992. Audball is my nickname. I love me some Janet Jackson, Prince, MJ, Beyoncé & Lady Gaga. Nailoholic. I speak French & English. 