DalrymplesBeard
- @jdalrymple That woman was looking at me funny.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to jdalrymple
- I'm not sure why I need a Facebook account. Being attached to @jdalrymple is all the social networking I need. Hello, Cupertino!11:03 PM Jul 12th from web
- @jdalrymple BURP. I'm still getting over it.9:15 AM Jun 10th from web in reply to jdalrymple
- @HairofBreen Glad we could catch up this week. Nice to see someone a little less gray than me.7:24 AM Jan 9th from web in reply to HairofBreen
- This San Francisco fog is making me curlier than usual, but also full-bodied and lustrous. Jim's full-bodied too, but in a different way.7:21 AM Jan 9th from web
- @jonseff You know, I will. I'm THAT GOOD.11:41 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web in reply to jonseff
- Wake up, @jdalrymple. You're drooling on me. It's unseemly.2:32 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
- @jdalrymple There's a first time for everything. (You forget, I have your mouth surrounded. Fear the hair!)3:16 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to jdalrymple
- @jdalrymple Yes, the KFC was good. But don't forget to pick those crumbs out of me.3:11 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web in reply to jdalrymple
- I hear that @jonseff has grown a beard. But it is small and weak compared to me.7:39 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from web
- Is there melted ice cream cake in me? Euuuuugh.9:43 AM Sep 20th, 2008 from web
- Psst. You didn't hear it from me, but it's Jim's birthday. (Not mine - he wasn't born with a beard, despite the rumors.) Happy BD faceman!10:32 AM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- I'm not a PC, but I am a beard. Take that, traitorous beard guy in Microsoft TV ads!9:11 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- Wake up, Jim, you're drooling on me.9:08 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- Sometimes I am fluffy. Sometimes I am scratchy. But without me Jim would not be a ROCK GOD!6:51 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- @benboychuk @jdalrymple I used to know @HairOfBoychuk but I never hear from him anymore. I wonder if he's dead. Or... gasp! Bald.5:03 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web in reply to benboychuk
- @jdalrymple I don't drink or eat anything, friend. Except the stuff that misses your mouth and gets stuck in me. That's how I keep so thin.5:02 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web in reply to jdalrymple
- No, Jim! Stay away from me with those scissors! Think it over! The good times we've had! Have another Heineken and relax! Scissors... down.4:35 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
- @tiffanyanderson I'm not like Mr. Spock's beard. I signify goodness. When you see Jim without a beard, be VERY afraid. (And pray for me.)4:34 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web in reply to tiffanyanderson
- @dmoren I am a peaceful beard. I shall rule the world, not destroy it. Also, if I get more followers than @jdalrymple he'll shave me. OUCH.4:24 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from web in reply to dmoren
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- Name Jim Dalrymples Beard
- Location Lower half of Jim's face
- Web http://loopinsigh...
- Bio I provide Jim with needed filtration.
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