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Dallas0982

  1. Happy Friday Tweeps! We gotta great weekend coming up!
  2. @TitansHomer thanks man
  3. @TheKatyBug @SkinWade U see the joke was If I tell Skin I love him it's awkward BC I'm a big hairy dude not BC I'm Mescan & u're a cute girl
  4. @SkinWade @thekatybug Oh yeah right right sorry bud I bet your kids are real good at ball in a cup lol #WeCanSayThat love ya both!
  5. @SkinWade @TheKatyBug WTH! Every time I tell Skin I love him he calls the poe-leece damn must be BC I'm mescan! Lol
  6. @xxnaughty617xx @Kill_spittaWill Congratulations to my Nephew William tonight is his Graduation he's gonna change the world some day!
  7. @TheKatyBug Oh great god the Bug is in bumblebee mode look out folks!
  8. @TheKatyBug Oh great who woke up the bug from her nap? Now we're all gonna pay for it!
  9. @SportsSturm They just called Howard a locker room leader that hasn't seen much time this year lol
  10. @JasmineSadry @rjchoppy That's why I'd order for you Jazzy! Ahem excuse me Garçon the lady will have everything thank you
  11. @theunticket You made me turn down my radio for that?
  12. This just in @danny_balis was touched at church camp by brother Bruce. @theoldgreywolf @corbydavidson @NotJackKemp that change him forever
  13. In the last 2 weeks I've been told by 2 different white chicks that I'm the "whitest Mexican" they've ever met! #TimeToThugItUp !!
  14. @SportsSturm I'll have u know Sturm that none of my 6 cousins Maria or my Sister Maria work cleaning hotel rooms! @GreatDonovan @bracketdan
  15. @MikeSirois Happy Birthday I hope you get a nice Lithuanian lamp post to celebrate as @theoldgreywolf would say lol
  16. @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith @poponjer Just when I think Gordo has found the worst story ever he tops it! #YouJustLostaListener
  17. @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith @poponjer Jer @tweetgrubes always played that drop of the Hippo fart don't know if u still have it
  18. I can't stop laughing BC Billy Gilman makes @junior_miller 's pants go crazy! @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith @poponjer
  19. Dear men no matter how sweet the girl is when you meet her she'll turn evil! So run now & be gay at least we like sports & beer