DalekGary
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YARR, IN ORDER TO PRESERVE THE BALANCE, I'LL BE TALKIN' LIKE A PIRATE TODAY. YO HO HO!! SHIVER ME PLUNGERS!!
about 4 hours ago
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ARE YOU TALKING LIKE ME YET? YOU MUST TALK LIKE A DALEK UNTIL THIS ROTATION IS COMPLETE!! OBEY!! OBEY!!! OBEEYYYYYYY!!
about 5 hours ago
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TOMORROW IS TALK LIKE ME DAY. YOU MUST TALK LIKE A DALEK!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SPARE YOUR WRETCHED SPECIES. ...PLEASE.
about 13 hours ago
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THEY SAY THE END OF TIME APPROACHES. BUT IN LOS ANGELES UNION STATION, TIME HAS ALREADY STOPPED.
8:42 AM Dec 17th
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THE MICROWAVE IN THE LOS ANGELES UNION STATION STAFF BREAK ROOM IS INTERFERING WITH MY OPTICAL SENSORS!!
1:08 AM Dec 13th
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@ NO, IT JUST MEANS HE IS VERY, VERY ANNOYING.
11:17 AM Dec 12th
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@ I AM IN NO WAY RELATED TO @! WE DID USED TO GO TO THE SAME WELDER'S, THOUGH.
11:07 AM Dec 12th
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@ DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE TOILET PLUNGER!!
10:59 AM Dec 12th
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@ YES!!
10:39 AM Dec 12th
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in reply to parallel_rose
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@ WELL I CAN HARDLY ATTACK OMICRON PERSEI 8 FROM HERE, CAN I? I'M STRANDED!!
10:38 AM Dec 12th
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@ I AM THE GREATEST MARIOKART WII PLAYER THAT EVER PLAYED MARIOKART WII!!
10:35 AM Dec 12th
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@ I HAVE BECOME QUITE GOOD AT BOOM BLOX, AND UBISOFT HAVE A DANCING GAME COMING OUT THAT LOOKS QUITE GOOD.
10:29 AM Dec 12th
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ALSO I WOULD LIKE A NINTENDO WII.
10:24 AM Dec 12th
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I HAVE NO STOCKING TO HANG, BUT THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE THE ONLY THING I WANT IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN A STOCKING - THE EARTH!!
10:23 AM Dec 12th
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PEOPLE ON TWITTER PRETENDING TO BE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS DECEPTION?!!
2:35 PM Dec 8th
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@ SURELY BY THE 21ST CENTURY HUMANS HAVE ABANDONED SUCH SUPERSTITION.
2:15 AM Dec 2nd
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@ THIS IS PROMISING NEWS FOR THE DALEK EMPIRE.
12:29 AM Dec 2nd
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in reply to MontyPrime
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SOME HUMANS APPEAR TO BE BUYING LARGE GREEN TREES, PERHAPS TO CAMOFLAGE THEMSELVES FROM THE INEVITABLE DALEK INVASION.
12:24 AM Dec 2nd
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HUMANS SPEND FAR TOO MUCH TIME IN AN UNCONSCIOUS STATE. I UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU HAVE YET TO LEAVE THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
11:50 PM Nov 25th
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@ YES.
11:44 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Dalek Gary
- Location EARTH
- Bio EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT. HAVE ARRIVED IN EARLY 21ST CENTURY. AWAITING ORDERS.
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