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  1. Put up the brightest string of lights I've ever seen/Slice up the fruitcake/It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough.
  2. [The previous lyric was: "Twelve Days to Christmas" from "She Loves Me"]
  3. they do their Christmas shopping/They can go shopping and still remain calm & sedate/These are the people we envy & the people that we hate!
  4. [Yesterday's answer: "Mark's All-Male Thanksgiving" from "Elegies"]
  5. ...where men cooked the turkey and men made the cranberry sauce- without nuts/Cause men don’t like nuts/But the stuffing was manly
  6. [Yesterday's answer: "I Can Cook, Too" from "On The Town"]
  7. I can bake,too,on top of the lot/My oven's the hottest you'll find/Yes I can roast 2/My chickens just ooze/My gravy will lose you your mind.
  8. [Yesterday's answer: "Back To Before" from "Ragtime" ( @RagtimeOnBway09 )]
  9. There are people out there / unafraid of revealing / that they might have a feeling / or they might have been wrong.
  10. [enjoy today's audio link! warning: some adult language in the lyrics]
  11. [Yesterday's answer: "(Let A Big Black Lady) Stop the Show" from "Martin Short: Fame Becomes Me" enjoy: http://www.tinyurl.com/StopTheShow ]
  12. just 1 question that I'll ask if I may. Y the hell did they name it the gr8 white way?Cause if u want a hit/learn what Sondheim doesn't know
  13. [Yesterday's answer: "Now You Know" from "Merrily We Roll Along"]
  14. I mean, big surprise: People love you and tell you lies. Bricks can fall out of clear blue skies. Put your dimple down.
  15. [Yesterday's answer: "Show People" from "Curtains"]
  16. It’s an honor and a joy to be in show business/I feel that spotlight hit me and I’m gone/At the last curtain call/I’m the envy of all...
  17. [Yesterday's answer: "Poppa's Blues" from "Starlight Express"]
  18. First line of the blues is always sung a second time/So by the time you get to the third line you've had time to think up a rhyme.
  19. [Yesterday's answer: "Old Devil Moon" from "Finian's Rainbow" ( or @FiniansRainbow ) ]
  20. You've got me flyin' high and wide,On a magic carpet ride/Full of butterflies inside.Wanna cry, wanna croon,Wanna laugh like a loon.