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  1. @HootayMcBoob That is indeed the biggest problem. Heartless *witless* cunt.
  2. @ejhchess Maybe Labour needs a Kingsley to sweep out all the newspeak.
  3. My biggest problem here isn't Cameron's petulance but his utter witlessness. Dull insults are the sign of a dull man. guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2012…
  4. Who's going to this? on.fb.me/LjYHBi
  5. @danielh_g That ache is because I'm not there.
  6. @mhoulden Ha, that's excellent! Dorries="wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution"
  7. In any other profession, she'd be out on her arse in a flash. Luckily she's an MP, where abject idiocy is a bonus.
  8. It really is difficult to comprehend just how colossal an imbecile Nadine Dorries is sometimes.
  9. @flying_rodent I believe so. He seems nice.
  10. That @GeorgeMichael is a pretty cool guy, right?
  11. Taking a leaf out of the coalition's book, I will be relaunching later today as 'The Daily Quail'.
  12. @politic_animal That seems a little nuanced for the Standard.
  13. I'd be fascinated to know your position on this RT @standardnews Should Boris Johnson now consider running for PM? Tell us what you think.
  14. @chipshopforks Glad to see everything is as I left it.
  15. @leilashark Ok! :)
  16. But oh! What if I can't remember how? Can you "tweet" blogs these days? Do they have the internet on computers? Is Littlejohn still a twunt?