DailyCurmudgeon
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Never despise fashion. It’s what we have instead of God. MALCOLM BRADBURY
about 5 hours ago
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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. JOHN F. KENNEDY
about 8 hours ago
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
about 12 hours ago
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Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services. HERACLITUS
about 13 hours ago
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Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. OSCAR LEVANT
about 14 hours ago
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Every nation thinks its own madness normal and requisite; more passion and more fancy it calls folly, less it calls imbecility. SANTAYANA
about 18 hours ago
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Stay at home in your mind. Don’t recite other people’s opinions. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. RALPH WALDO EMERSON
7:31 PM Nov 24th
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God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.
ADELA ROGERS ST. JOHN
4:03 PM Nov 24th
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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. NANCY ASTOR
2:03 PM Nov 24th
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. BILL COSBY
9:51 AM Nov 24th
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If you were to open up a baby’s head—and I am not...suggesting that you should, you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. D. BARRY
8:58 PM Nov 23rd
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It's hard to believe in Intelligent Design if you look at the people at the mall. (via @)
6:03 PM Nov 23rd
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. MARK TWAIN
4:56 PM Nov 23rd
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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. RUSSELL BAKER
3:45 PM Nov 23rd
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Instant gratification takes too long. CARRIE FISHER
1:15 PM Nov 23rd
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. GLORIA STEINEM
11:15 AM Nov 23rd
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Switzerland is simply a large, humpy, solid rock, with a thin skin of grass stretched over it. MARK TWAIN
9:30 AM Nov 23rd
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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. OSCAR WILDE
7:55 AM Nov 23rd
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Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering. TOM STOPPARD
7:56 PM Nov 22nd
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A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
6:07 PM Nov 22nd
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- Name Jon Winokur
- Location California
- Bio Jon Winokur is the malcontent behind the Curmudgeon books, The Big Book of Irony and other humor/reference titles. He’s been in a bad mood since 1971.
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