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Pauly Shore wants to make a sequel to 'In The Army Now.' It will be called, 'In The Army Again - And Again No One Cares.'about 2 hours agovia TweetDeck
Breakin' out the Patio-Chic digs for #CasaBacardi at the Ritz tonight. (Attach "chic" to any word and it's a style - it's Lexicon-Chic.)11:11 AM May 24thvia TweetDeck
Homeless dude in downtown T.O. just pointed at me and laughed. You know, homeless people in downtown Winnipeg used to propose to me.2:45 PM May 23rdvia Twitter for BlackBerry®
Makes sense that Dr. Kellogg invented Corn Flakes. Dude was a huge flake himself. Tortured boys to stop masturbation. is.gd/vrKtWA1:50 PM May 23rdvia TweetDeck