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DahliaKurtz

  1. @Nick422 Your memory of it just goes to show that you can never un-watch that movie. Scarred.
  2. @Nick422 I'd say we should re-evaluate our friendship, but regrettably - and forgettably - I saw it too.
  3. Pauly Shore wants to make a sequel to 'In The Army Now.' It will be called, 'In The Army Again - And Again No One Cares.'
  4. Yup. PK snapped @TheSchwartz54. ☞ RT @PKSubban1: #habsnation no worries... I got family in Toronto too! #whatabeauty twitter.com/PKSubban1/stat…
  5. A pretty racy safer sex video for seniors is about to go viral, so they don't have to. Watch: is.gd/49gmOb
  6. Breakin' out the Patio-Chic digs for #CasaBacardi at the Ritz tonight. (Attach "chic" to any word and it's a style - it's Lexicon-Chic.)
  7. @FlightsimGeek Well that would make more sense.
  8. @EricMichaudCT Not quite sure if consideration is his strong suit.
  9. @mrsharpphoto Thanks for the warning. I'll look later.
  10. @mrsharpphoto I know not of what you speak. Link me up. I'll check it out later.
  11. Homeless dude in downtown T.O. just pointed at me and laughed. You know, homeless people in downtown Winnipeg used to propose to me.
  12. @labellep727 Thank *you* for sharing.
  13. Your donations to Sick Kids are literally gifts of life. Look => is.gd/wORGF6 via @labellep727
  14. Makes sense that Dr. Kellogg invented Corn Flakes. Dude was a huge flake himself. Tortured boys to stop masturbation. is.gd/vrKtWA
  15. @mrsharpphoto Just remember that you are talking to a girl who NEVER touches beer. Your Vache Folle claim seems a little dubious to me.
  16. @mrsharpphoto Well, Homer Simpson would approve.
  17. @mrsharpphoto I think you tweet more about beer than people tweet pictures of food.
  18. @EricMichaudCT It's okay. He only wishes to be on the same level to me as the puppy. It's a compliment.
  19. @EricMichaudCT Oh, I call my husband Chico.;) (I think you saw me mention him under the photo.) The doggy is Benji. He says hi back.
  20. @EricMichaudCT Tres cute. He is too --> is.gd/caL4EG