daftapeth
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@ @ /me thinks about it and worries about slicing his manhood off in an over-enthusiastic punt...
about 5 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to rivenhomewood
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@ HA! @ does that all the time :-D
about 5 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to TLEclipse
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RT @: "Windows Mobile vs. Android: WinMo is Better Than You Think " Maybe, but it's just not fun, is it!
about 5 hours ago
from PockeTwit
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@ I can see I'm going to need both hands for this job! *slips pencil behind ear and braces*
about 15 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Pumpkinsouper
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@ Sir! We are merely discussing the finer points of hanging pictures. Pictures of our genetaila yes, but pictures all the same
about 15 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to FullCreamMilk
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@ But what about your beauties? How would you like me to handle those? A well positioned nailing?
about 15 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Pumpkinsouper
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@ Well for a start may I say how nice it is to be asked. As for my preferred mount, well I do like a nice attractive flange.
about 15 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Pumpkinsouper
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@ Oh god, do we ever! It's simply dreadful! Even The Boy won't watch it. It's like a bad manga cartoon pissing into your eye :-/
about 15 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Dio_Kuhr
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@ Well I hope you got a big frame! I've bought a couple of decrotive portholes for your side od the deal...
about 16 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Pumpkinsouper
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@ Hehe, I agree, but it'll be a while before I send the picture of it you keep asking me for!
about 16 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Pumpkinsouper
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@ S'ok, ironing board at stomach level and contrary to popular belief I don't have a prehensile cock, just a weighty one.
about 17 hours ago
from PockeTwit
in reply to Pumpkinsouper
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RT @: "After-masturbation snackers please remember to wash hands first. Thank you." Waaaaa? Context & background, please!
about 17 hours ago
from PockeTwit
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Today, my work PC is mostly being a twat.
about 17 hours ago
from PockeTwit
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So there I was, stark-bollock naked and ironing my work stuff when a plaintiff cry reached me, "Daddy, I need a poo!" Kids don't do timing.
about 18 hours ago
from PockeTwit
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Barney the dinosaur is the motherfucking devil. That is all. Thank you so very much @ , thank you so very bloody much.
about 19 hours ago
from PockeTwit
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@ @ But... I like pepsi much better than coke :-)
about 20 hours ago
from PockeTwit
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@ Send her my way and she can have a go with mine instead...
12:55 PM Nov 22nd
from Seesmic
in reply to _NSL
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@ Me too - with fish fingers and beans - yum yum yum!
12:47 PM Nov 22nd
from Seesmic
in reply to MrPA
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@ See! You already love the weather here and now the food. We go mental for a yank accent - you could be a Queen over here!
12:46 PM Nov 22nd
from Seesmic
in reply to yeahimadork
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Dear all, re the chip butty. I am here to serve, ayfnku!
12:45 PM Nov 22nd
from Seesmic
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- Name Daft Apeth
- Location Lancashire, UK
- Bio I'm looking at you! Yes, you! Naughty! Off the settee!
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