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One downside of kids at school: Turning heating on just for me seems a waste. /Rubs hands next to laptop powersupply + tries to keep warm...
3:24 AM May 10th
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@ RE: They're learning social skills- Aye, that'll be my excuse when they take up binge drinking and street brawling as well :)
3:28 AM May 8th
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in reply to MichaelMarten
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Judged solely on the amount of time invested, my kids' favourite game to play together seems to be arguing over which game to play together.
1:08 AM May 8th
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Made mistake of letting Sprog2 choose his own hairstyle. He's very pleased with the resulting mullet. The rest of us aren't quite so sure...
5:03 AM Apr 24th
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My mum's annoyed she didn't need proof of age to get senior discount at the hairdresser. She's 77. Got to admire her positive self image!
10:25 AM Apr 23rd
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@ Oh, gag. I'm not popping his zits for him. Don't mind taking part in an advisory capacity but I draw the line at a hands on role!
10:20 AM Apr 23rd
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in reply to Farrow17
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And so it begins... Sprog1 produced his first truly amazing zit today. To pop or not to pop, that is the question. (Sorry if you're eating)
12:59 AM Apr 20th
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@ I think the problem was more they had full cups of milk and were waving their arms around! (Shudder.)
2:59 AM Apr 18th
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in reply to MichaelMarten
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@ Knew that even as I was dreaming. Didn't save my dream self from watching kids eat Cheerios while book sat on kitchen table:{
1:49 AM Apr 18th
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in reply to MichaelMarten
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Now I think of it, the dream before that involved a new arrival on the way. No wonder I feel like I need another coffee already today.
1:20 AM Apr 18th
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Dreamt the kids borrowed the £9 million book the British library just bought. (I'm still tense a couple of hours after waking up...)
1:14 AM Apr 18th
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@ Yes! Some pop culture I actually know! He's one of the Little Britain guys. Swam the channel for Sport Relief, etc. Enjoy!
10:34 AM Mar 22nd
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in reply to MichaelMarten
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@ Yes.
10:19 AM Mar 22nd
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in reply to MichaelMarten
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Only just realised: turning my sideways gives the built-in calculator app 24 extra buttons - why doesn't anyone tell me these things?
10:17 AM Mar 22nd
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Hooray! Sproglette can cycle round the park by herself without stabilisers - my days of pushing small wheeled vehicles are officially over.
8:39 AM Mar 20th
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should allow one-off payments to send monsters 'to live on a farm' so kids can happily progress to some other fad guilt-free.
5:11 AM Mar 16th
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Q to 7yr old guest: Do you like pancakes? A: 'Yes' UPDATE as food is served: 'I don't like pancakes.. Oh & I'm allergic to eggs'
10:29 AM Mar 15th
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Taking a flask of coffee with me to the swing park. Genius! Why didn't I have this idea 10 years ago?
4:15 AM Mar 14th
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@ My ungrateful kids have given me a cold. Like the post! Next time, for added shame, also wear sparkly pink homemade jewellery.
4:11 AM Mar 14th
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Blueyonder ( ) email users- check your spam folder. The filter's been cranked up. It specially hates blueyonder addresses. Doh!
1:05 AM Mar 5th
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- Name Edmund Farrow
- Location Edinburgh
- Web http://www.dadsdi...
- Bio When people ask me what I do, I look them straight in the eye and tell them that I'm a housedad. This usually scares them...
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