DadGoneMad
- is peeling.about 3 hours ago from web
- A quandary: the only way to re-energize DGM is to stop writing so much about RAGE. But RAGE is kind of important. Diagnosis: Hosed.about 10 hours ago from web
- "If I could, through myself, set your spirit free, I'd lead your heart away,
see you break, break away into the light and to the day."about 14 hours ago from web
- Son: "What are you listening to?" Me: "A band called Rush. You like it?" Son: "No. They sound weird." Me: "You're tone-deaf. And grounded!"10:43 AM Jul 11th from web
- HOW?! How is it possible that @momofali has a final, finished, store-ready copy of RAGE when I, the author, do not? This does not bode well.4:42 PM Jul 10th from web
- "Yegshamesh! My name-a Wombat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!" #1stdraftmovielines4:34 PM Jul 10th from web
- Searching for the right implement with which to remove my itchy, sunburned skin. Options include a lemon zester, a minivan, and dry ice.3:38 PM Jul 10th from web
- Bruno: Some funny moments but nowhere near as awesome as Borat.11:50 AM Jul 10th from mobile web
- VASSUP! Seeing Bruno in an hour.8:11 AM Jul 10th from web
- "Mr. Extraterrestrial, please come to a white courtesy phone. We have a call waiting for you." #firstdraftmovielines6:36 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You snotty-nosed, poopie-pantsed little bastards of New England." #1stdraftmovielines5:26 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a fish out and givin' a fish a foot massage ain't even the same thing." #1stdraftmovielines5:20 PM Jul 9th from web
- Sometimes NOT having an iPhone makes me feel like some kind of prehistoric backwoods douchebag. May as well have an outhouse.11:18 AM Jul 9th from web
- @girlsgonechild is hilarious and lovely and possibly a bit of a goober: http://www.flickr.com/photo...10:40 AM Jul 9th from web
- My kids are fascinated by my magenta sunburn. It's like they've never seen a sunscreeen-averse idiot before.9:27 AM Jul 9th from web
- @steenface If you buy one locally and send it to me, I'll sign the shit out of it.6:24 PM Jul 8th from web
- It's not ABOUT the sucky American beer, dude. It's about @alimartell . Have you SEEN her? She's a knockout! http://www.alimartell.com/5:00 PM Jul 8th from web
- Canadians don't know how to spell. And they have a beer superiority complex, too. http://www.alimartell.com/i...4:48 PM Jul 8th from web
- I may have mentioned this once before but I wrote a book and it comes out in twenty-six days! Please love it. http://dannyevansbooks.com/3:16 PM Jul 8th from web
- You know that saying, "If it bleeds, it leads"? What about when other things leak out. Does it lead if it drools? Or pees? Or cries?1:55 PM Jul 8th from web
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- Name Danny Evans
- Location Where the cool people chill
- Web http://www.dannye...
- Bio Rage Against The Meshugenah (by me) comes out Aug. 4. http://www.dannyevansbooks.com
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