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  1. Headin' to Cold One City. Memorial Day Weekend, 2012, let's roll, you guys. about 10 hours ago via web
  2. Goin' to take a snooze in the john. AND I'm bringin' Cheetos. Nothin' says freedom like sittin' on the toilet, eatin' Cheetos, you guys. about 13 hours ago via web
  3. Nothin' is free in this world. You might save money on value beer like High Life. But the next day, you'll be payin' out the ass. about 14 hours ago via web
  4. Drinkin' High Lifes for the vetrens is the ultimate sacrifice. Really hurtin' today. Been blowin' up the john like WWII. about 14 hours ago via web
  5. Was so steamed. Went home last night and drank a 12 pack of those High Lifes for the vetrens. Gotta due my part for the red white & blue. about 14 hours ago via web
  6. I was the only one to sign my petition. turned it in anyway. Nosey said, "this isn't a petition, it's a note from you to have the day off." about 14 hours ago via web
  7. No one wanted to sign my petition to have today off. Buncha dirty commies. So, here we are. AT WORK. Sick of this. about 14 hours ago via web
  8. This the USA, and if someone doesn't like how we do things around here, you MAKE 'em like it. That's what freedom is all about. 1:55 PM May 24th via web
  9. Gonna go around with my petition. Says, "Sign For Friday Freedom or Hit The Bricks To China." Really says it all. 1:49 PM May 24th via web
  10. Might get a petition goin' for us to have the day off tomorrow. Really get in everyone's face. Force 'em to sign. It's for freedom. 1:12 PM May 24th via web
  11. Thanksgiving is Thursday-Sunday. FOUR days for something so long ago, no one is sure what really happened. Dead USA soldiers? 3. It's wrong. 1:02 PM May 24th via web
  12. If I was in charge, we'd get a whole week off for Memorial Day. It'd be Memorial WEEK. Why? 'Cause people DIED for us, that's why. 12:58 PM May 24th via web
  13. Can't believe we don't have half days today and tomorrow. When are we supposed to prepare? I got dips and crap to make. So disrespectful. 12:56 PM May 24th via web
  14. Got a butt ton of work done on my Guy Fieri fashion line last night. 2 shirts drawn! Really proud of 'em. Could be a runway sensation. 12:37 PM May 24th via web
  15. Picked up this bad boy for Sunday. So badass, meaningful, AND shows respect. Cuttin' off the sleeves. kohls.com/kohlsStore/men… 12:26 PM May 24th via web
  16. The troops didn't give their lives for people to "take it easy" like a sack of trash. They did it for all to run free in Cold One City, USA. 12:04 PM May 24th via web
  17. Memorial day is important. It's not some blow it off, sit on your butt holiday like Thanksgiving. You gotta get out there and kick some ass. 11:58 AM May 24th via web
  18. So pumped. Can't sit still at work. Just wanna party so hard for the troops, vetrens, America, Guy Fieri. Everyone, really. 11:55 AM May 24th via web
  19. REALLY lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys!!! 11:43 AM May 24th via web
  20. Sneakin' outta work to get on my Guy Fieri fashion line while it's fresh in my mind. Maybe bring drawings to Indy just in case. Who knows? 2:06 PM May 23rd via web