DaQueenofFrance
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My chambermaid didn't bring me coffee this morning, so I threw her to the ☕
8:51 AM May 8th
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, the socialist candidate, beats Nicolas Sarkozy today in the presidential election . Democracy is alright.
1:10 PM May 6th
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I SHOULD BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR
10:33 PM Apr 23rd
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Watching the season finale of , none of these bitches got shit on me.
10:01 PM Apr 23rd
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The heat is AWFUL with this gigantic wig on. Holy jesus
3:29 PM Apr 22nd
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I wore my hoopskirt, corset, and wig at today, and people kept asking me if I have any "E"? Huh?
5:55 PM Apr 14th
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What's with all the peasants at Versailles today? Put away your pitchforks and have some cake~ 🍰
5:53 PM Apr 14th
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Readin' a book...about myself.
11:17 AM Apr 12th
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dropped out? Now Mitt and I can move on with our plan to restore the monarchy...muahaha
2:26 PM Apr 10th
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I hear @ got a DUI recently. It's okay, honey, I've had a drunk stroll or two in the carriage, too.
8:42 AM Apr 10th
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@ I met your queen in Beverly Hills today. Her Audi R8 wasn't quite as fabulous as my carriage but her driving gloves were hawt~
4:32 PM Apr 5th
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@ I looked to my right whilst in BH today, and you happened to be driving a fabulous Audi R8 right next to me! Nice driving gloves~
4:31 PM Apr 5th
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I'm thinking of putting this at the top of my new wig. Too much?
2:27 PM Apr 5th
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A new elephant came to the menagerie today. It looks a lot like that whore Du Barry.
9:46 PM Apr 3rd
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If you have the energy to raid my palace, you have the energy to grown your own damn bread, .
2:53 PM Apr 2nd
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I'm at the beach, and the lifeguard tells me I'm not allowed to swim in my hoop skirt and corset. What kind of Queen does he take me for?!
2:50 PM Apr 2nd
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@ Let them eat cake
2:04 AM Mar 28th
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@ If the things they say are true, you're the only other blond bitch in a wig who's a bigger mess than I am.
2:26 AM Apr 2nd
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Madame du Barry. *cough* prostitute *cough*
2:22 AM Apr 2nd
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- Name Marie Antoinette
- Location France
- Bio Born in Austria, Queen of France, Killed in Paris. Came back to hate on the peasants~
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