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D_Moss

  1. Not fucking bond,,, You get where I'm going with this,
  2. You know that bond film where the baddie kind of fucks people to death, then nearly does it to bond in a sauna? That's how I want to go out.
  3. Just ran a cold glass over my sunburn and nearly came everywhere.
  4. @JD_2020 lots of wine and tweets about my genitals. You?
  5. @MillaJovovich Such a huge departure from the older stuff, but still fantastic!. Much love!
  6. My favourite wine was on sale in case you see some pictures of my balls later and wonder why.
  7. Absinthe makes the heart black out and fuck little people.
  8. Double Flare All The Way Across The Sky [Road] instagr.am/p/LD8xslj4Nq/
  9. @IanLyon_ I do try.
  10. @ThomasParlane Hahaha, That is a fucking hellish thought.
  11. No, I'm not happy that I have a twelve year old girl's wallpaper. Yes, I'm too lazy to change it.
  12. #MuthDoesntTan instagr.am/p/LDsdUiD4E-/
  13. So I have sunburn down the right side of my face. Add being outside to the long list of things I'm terrible at...
  14. Searching for my demented grandmother in Clydebank is a lot like looking for a needle in a stack of other needles.
  15. Anyone else think Adam Baldwin will be the next Mel Gibson / Charlie Sheen style trainwreck? Guy is a fucking crazy person.