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  1. I just drove through a town in TX named Cumby. Feel free to insert your own joke here.
  2. Within 30m of me is Paris, Pittsburg, Bogota, and Palestine. Texas city names score zero on originality. #justgotlazy
  3. A couch and fireplace sounds great!! RT @Rococos: @DWG_JagerOK Come on! Drop by, sit by the fire and we'll do shots!
  4. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you burp and think to yourself "oh shit, here it comes". lol
  5. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you contemplate which bodily function will make you feel better fastest.
  6. #yourereallyhungoverwhen chewing hurts your head.
  7. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you think of creating ridiculous inventions like a "Portable Ice Helmet".
  8. #yourereallyhungoverwhen the phrase "hair of the dog that bit you" makes you cringe.
  9. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you see a baby sleeping in a comfy car seat, and you think "they should make those for adults"
  10. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you drive in the #1 lane b/c the #2 lane just "isn't as smooth".
  11. #yourereallyhungoverwhen it's 37F and you're sweating.
  12. #yourereallyhungoverwhen a bag of Funions sounds good.
  13. #yourereallyhungoverwhen seeing roadkill makes your gag reflexes kick in. *choke*
  14. #yourereallyhungoverwhen wearing sunglasses hurts the sides of your head
  15. #yourereallyhungoverwhen your eyeballs are dehydrated
  16. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you've driven for 2 hours in total silence bc you forgot to turn the radio on.
  17. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you try and start a trending topic called "yourereallyhungoverwhen" as homage to last night.
  18. #yourereallyhungoverwhen you bought a Subway sandwich 30 min ago and still can't stomach the thought of eating it.
  19. #yourereallyhungoverwhen reading texts on the phone hurts your eyes.
  20. #yourereallyhungoverwhen breakfast of Aleve, Alka Seltzer, and Propel water does NOTHING!!