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  1. My liver has become the dipstick for my mental health - http://bit.ly/vBera
  2. The Australian Internet Filter isn't going far enough, time to stock up on bull hormones - http://bit.ly/1UFgyp
  3. Motivation, some people don't seem to need it at all, others drink it from Styrofoam cups - http://bit.ly/1gbNHx
  4. Some people shouldn't exercise; the endorphins turn them into angry drunks - http://bit.ly/8vNWT
  5. Women in strollers are a menace to humble shins everywhere - http://bit.ly/ZvgY1
  6. If you find yourself running from a Tyrannosaurus Rex, then I apologise, it's my fault - http://bit.ly/28wuzd
  7. If a picture says a thousand words, this just says one word a thousand times - 'pervert' - http://bit.ly/uxVTt
  8. @TheVineonline I'll pash my bass into the back of your brain pan.
  9. All Hail Speaker-Pecks!!! - http://bit.ly/4c9eVV
  10. Sigh... I remember when male bonding involved poker, not poking - http://bit.ly/FTTWx
  11. Frenchelbow writes a music review for The Vine - oh shit... http://bit.ly/agTax
  12. Getting ejected from a bar because you can't stop spraying beer out of your nose is oddly satisfying - http://bit.ly/VxSOz
  13. I can't tell if my boss is an evil genius or a gifted idiot - http://bit.ly/ZYjrj
  14. You Are Who You Eat - http://bit.ly/OXCQK
  15. @nhdlux You lucky tart! Were there freebies under the seat? I hide things under mine so that I can pretend I'm part of the action.
  16. You've all heard of Oprah's secret, now see my bosses - http://bit.ly/zSui0
  17. Steve talks in Caucasian Ghettonese. It’s a mish-mash of MTV dialects spoken like he's a card carrying Black Panther - http://bit.ly/6cwSx
  18. Can you site incestual harrassment as your reason for leaving a job? - http://bit.ly/16HlWj
  19. No amount of existential lube is going to save me when I get back to work - http://bit.ly/90UKL
  20. Ulrich asks the tough questions about life the universe and his dad's spunk - http://bit.ly/GvKdt