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  1. Dennis suspects that Aimee uses all the stuff she buys at Michaels to make counterfeit coupons for future visits to... http://ff.im/5amrU35 minutes ago from FriendFeed
  2. Dennis feels like Nicolas Cage dying quietly at the end of Leaving Las Vegas, but with a belly full of hot dogs. http://ff.im/58daoabout 21 hours ago from FriendFeed
  3. Even on the way to my own bachelor party, she makes me stop at Michaels. #fb3:25 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  4. @rhettmatic That's the Queensboro bridge, not Queensbridge Projects.1:04 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to rhettmatic
  5. New Seesmic web app is pretty damn cool.7:16 PM Jul 10th from Seesmic
  6. @GPush4iPhone Any word?2:54 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  7. Dennis wishes Michaels sold beer. Throw him a bone, Michaels. http://ff.im/53WSE2:02 PM Jul 10th from FriendFeed
  8. @hanyin Which Michaels? Woodside?1:33 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to hanyin
  9. Dennis has a license to marry and is not afraid to use it. http://ff.im/53Qar1:30 PM Jul 10th from FriendFeed
  10. Dennis is wAiting behind 50 other people to get his marriage license. http://ff.im/53Ig711:52 AM Jul 10th from FriendFeed
  11. Dennis Sorry, ladies. It has Aimee's name pre-printed on it. http://ff.im/53Ig911:52 AM Jul 10th from FriendFeed
  12. At Tu Casa, a Peruvian joint in Kew Gardens. Pollo saltado, get in my belly. http://bit.ly/EALJ411:47 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  13. @kirstiealley loves black ppl because they're so "free and fun & light-hearted". Then @harryallen sons her: http://tinyurl.com/lmdvfr10:55 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  14. Fellas, don't pop the collar of a suit jacket. Even if it's a cheap one.9:41 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  15. In line for a marriage license at the city clerk's office in Kew Gardens. Fools out here dressed like Usher.9:38 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  16. Just saw a car pull away with GUIDETTE on the license plate. That about sums up my evening. #fb4:54 PM Jul 9th from txt
  17. Call these douches if u want to hear a lovely rendition of Play That Funky Music White Boy @ your wedding http://twitpic.com/9tz434:15 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  18. Word to the white girl shoulder dance.4:11 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  19. Ok, now I'm listening to a bad wedding band from Philly playing Bon Jovi in a fake castle in Long Island. Apparently life hates me. #fb4:08 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  20. Dennis is in hell. And the women there all have big hair and sound like Fran Drescher. http://ff.im/51ujJ4:00 PM Jul 9th from FriendFeed