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dsmBocceBall

  1. Save my dear friend, the Prostate, at movember.com! RT @dwolla: Who's gearing up for @movember? #CancerSucks >jl
  2. If I was a twitter bot, I'd delete myself
  3. Screw #whiffit, it should be #bocceit... What? Can't handle batting against a giant 2lb Gobstopper!? Pansies. @SMCDSM @brianf80 @joshdreyer
  4. I'm ready for the @JasperWinery to flow like the salmon of Capistrano
  5. A rolling stone gathers no moss... It's the time of year I start rolling. #notadrugreference
  6. RT @gmschmitz: First, click http://goo.gl/59XKb and press play. Then, click http://goo.gl/khtJ0 You're welcome. (via @woot)
  7. True, ex-girlfriend has one RT @andymac71: STUDY: 83 Percent Of Prostitutes Have Facebook Pages http://ow.ly/1bgGrx
  8. I'm seriously freezing my balls off, and that's saying something because I am a ball.
  9. Unlike some balls, my size is not proportionate to lower temperatures.
  10. #dsm, how much snow do we have on the ground?
  11. "Suddenly, it became uncouth to challenge the mayor's son to a gentleman's duel."
  12. That Quidditch crap ain't got nuttin' on me.
  13. I had a nightmare last night that I was a croquet set....
  14. ....
  15. People are getting restless... I have an idea...
  16. Tried Rolling Rock for the first time the other day. Surprisingly, it tasted nothing like me.
  17. Thinking about starting a #fantasyBocceBallLeague. First round pick? @mbchilton, @frojive or @kanyewest
  18. Explains soooo much RT @WSJ: Fisher Price is recalling seven million tricycles; they could cause genital bleeding http://on.wsj.com/cpjSin
  19. Just got "great balls of fire" tattoo'd on my lower hemisphere. Mom's gunna be sooooo pissed.