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  1. DRUNK HULK NO WANT DATE YOU! IF DRUNK HULK WANT TO BE IN DARK ROOM AND HAVE AWKWARD TALKS! DRUNK HULK GO ON CHARLIE ROSE! about 5 hours ago from web
  2. ONE MORE SHOT! AND DRUNK HULK LIKE TOTALLY MAKE OUT WITH YOU! GET READY FOR MAGIC! about 8 hours ago from web
  3. TONIGHT THE NIGHT! LET LIVE IT UP! DRUNK HULK GOT MONEY! LET SPEND IT UP! GO OUT! SMASH! LIKE OH GOD! about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @dslieker ONLY CASE DRUNK HULK CARE ABOUT IS CASE OF BEER! about 11 hours ago from web in reply to dslieker
  5. DRUNK HULK ENJOY HAVING PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD THAT MOVE SLOWER THAN CAST OF COCOON! THANKS GOOGLE WAVE! about 11 hours ago from web
  6. PUNY WAITRESS! LIKE DRUNK HULK SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT IN BLT SANDWICH! DRUNK HULK NO MIND READER! about 14 hours ago from web
  7. NEW MOON #1 MOVIE IN AMERICA FOR SECOND WEEK LIKE HAVING SECOND ONE NIGHT STAND WITH UGLY GIRL! WALK THE WALK OF SHAME AMERICA! 2:04 PM Nov 29th from web
  8. CRY TEARS OF JOY! NO THINK THAT DRUNK HULK CRY BECAUSE OF LOST LOVE! AND REGRET! AND WANDERLUST! THAT STUPID! WHY IT SO DUSTY HERE?! 7:57 AM Nov 28th from web
  9. MAKE TODAY GREEN SATURDAY! AND DRINK UNTIL YOU CRY! JUST LIKE DRUNK HULK DO! 6:16 AM Nov 28th from web
  10. IN STATION FOR PETROL! APPARITION OF BOTTLES ON SHELVES! CHOICES MAKE DRUNK HULK DOUBT! 12:06 PM Nov 27th from web
  11. YOU KNOW DRUNK HULK WANT YOU! YOU KNOW DRUNK HULK NEED YOU! DRUNK HULK WANT IT BAD! YOU BAD ROMANCE! OH! OH! OH! OH! OOOH! 9:25 AM Nov 27th from web
  12. DRUNK HULK LIKE THOMAS JANE BETTER WHEN HE WAS CALLED CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT! 8:40 AM Nov 27th from web
  13. NO ONE TELL DRUNK HULK IT BLACK FRIDAY! DRUNK HULK THOUGHT MALL BE ATTACK BY ZOMBIES! DRUNK HULK HATE YOU LIKE LICORICE! 7:23 AM Nov 27th from web
  14. NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO! OH THE HULKMANITY! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLES! 7:16 AM Nov 27th from web
  15. DRUNK HULK WANT RELAX AFTER HOLIDAY STRESSES! THINK DRUNK HULK GO SHOP! MALL IS PEACEFUL AND QUIET! 6:17 AM Nov 27th from web
  16. WILD TURKEY BOURBON! POTATO VODKA! CRANBERRY VODKA! PUMPKIN SHOT! BEER BREAD! NOW IT EASTER! 1:24 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. APPARENTLY TURKEY SHOULD BE DEAD BEFORE COOKING! WISH DRUNK HULK KNEW THAT BEFORE STUFFING STUPID BIRD! TODAY WORST DAY EVER! 7:49 AM Nov 26th from web
  18. DO EVERY BODYS TURKEY CRY SO MUCH WHEN YOU COOK IT IN OVEN? IT SO LOUD! 6:12 AM Nov 26th from web
  19. RECIPE SAY COOK 15 MINUTE FOR EVERY POUND! DRUNK HULK IS BIG BONED! TURKEY WILL TAKE FOREVER TO COOK! 4:01 AM Nov 26th from web
  20. STUPID TURKEY KEEPS SPLASHING VODKA! LISTEN TURKEY! DRUNK HULK WOULD BE IN HEAVEN IF IN DELICIOUS BATH OF VODKA! 2:49 AM Nov 26th from web