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  1. Coffee, bacon, vicodin and cigarettes. Breakfast of perennial also-rans!8:07 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  2. @MafiaWars Da! I need an exploit. Just a few million Rubles to buy a loaf of bread for my poor Babushka who's not eaten since Chernobyl.9:55 PM Oct 5th from web in reply to MafiaWars
  3. Hey! Mike McCarthy has to be good at something.7:44 PM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
  4. Using Buddy Guy to sell the city of Chicago to the Olympic committee is better than the original idea of using Ferris Bueller11:52 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  5. Here's something pretty. We like pretty. http://twitpic.com/jwzk18:22 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  6. Sometimes, you really just want a boulder, but you find yourself in a field of pebbles. Windows don't break themselves, people!8:20 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  7. @harrislacewell Pssst... Happy birthday!8:19 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck in reply to harrislacewell
  8. @Luvrte66 Wasn't the season premier last week?8:41 PM Sep 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Luvrte66
  9. Roar!7:56 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  10. @Gnas That's next to Lowe's, right?7:56 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Gnas
  11. Way to go America. I'm sure you're proud of yourselves: http://bit.ly/1VRZuX5:02 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. I smell like a stick of gum. Such is the deliciousness of Icy/Hot.4:51 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. @Gnas Do you mean the Walgreen's next to the Starbuck's, or the Walgreens across the street from the Starbuck's?4:49 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Gnas
  14. This new Tweedeck update makes me want to burn something.4:40 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  15. I am craving chili dogs like a fat kid craves chili dogs.3:54 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  16. What am I doing? I'm learning valuable life lessons by watching JAG! I feel old and Republican.9:18 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  17. RT @CNN: Taliban 'stockpiling world's opium supply.' http://bit.ly/2rHZlW (via @CNNInternatDesk) Don't bogart the H, my friend.9:16 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  18. Hats off to NPH and @hodgman for a spankin' delightful job on the Emmys.11:28 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
  19. Back pain! I challenge you to make your noises beneath an onslaught of Vicodin. Who's the daddy now, beyotch?10:32 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
  20. RT @pourmecoffee: How can you place Glenn Beck in context when you are willfully completely ignorant of that context? TIME? Embarrassing.12:01 PM Sep 18th from TweetDeck
  • Name Daniel Poehlman
  • Location Wisconsin
  • Web http://thewisdomo...
  • Bio Foamy, insane, misanthropic, good with kids, bad with wine, bored with toys
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