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  1. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il promises rocket annihilation to Cypriot bandit pirates.
  2. Korean Peoples Navy issues stern ultimatum to Cypriot government: release DPRK merchant ship seized by piracy, or face obliteration.
  3. Chunbyoo collective farm triples production of goats, providing nutritious meat and milk for nourishment of Chagang-Do province.
  4. Japanese reactionaries continue imbecilic mockery of Korean nation, deny plans for atomic war with DPRK and China.
  5. Cyprus pirates seize peaceful DPRK merchant ship. Unconquerable Korean People's Navy promises devastating counterattack!
  6. Korean Workers Party Central Committee affirms Great Leader Kim Il-Sung to remain Eternal President of DPRK!
  7. Ignorant talk from US about change in DPRK dismissed as ridiculous day-dream!
  8. President of Presidium of DPRK Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-Nam receives gift of Yak from Speaker of Mongolian Great State Khural.
  9. UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon blasted as US stooge.
  10. DPRK Forest Bureau completes extermination of wolves in Rangrim mountains. Land declared open for logging and settlement.
  11. Kim Il-Sung University law school releases comparative study: US court system clogged with lawsuits. DPRK courts promotes people's harmony.
  12. US plagued by doubt as to whether so-called president Obama was born an Indonesian slave.
  13. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il states US abandonment of raptor fighter concedes US economy, air force, cannot compete with DPRK.
  14. US Secretary of State Clinton assailed for bullying and mean-spirited ways.
  15. Lee Myung-Bak puppet government urged to resign for scandalous malfeasance.
  16. Japanese political dwarfs rebuked and berated for bellicose rhetoric against DPRK.
  17. Pyongyang squares decorated with anti-US posters, of high ideological and artistic value.
  18. Forest cutters urged to follow Juche Idea, surpass pulpwood supply goals.
  19. Australian spies captured at Cho Do Naval Base. DPRK warns Australia to end terrorist aggression.
  20. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il tours Pyongyang Zoo, saves lives of children attacked by escaped bear.