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Spent the last 2hrs doing homework with my 2nd grader..I am bitching out the principal tomorrow..Are we trying to compete with China? WTF?about 10 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Pretty sure someone is creppin outside my window but I am too tired to have to beat someones ass in the cold..so creep on8:57 PM Dec 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Wanna watch the smartest, scariest horror movie ever made? You will walk away an absolutly terrified ashamed idiotic human being. Food Inc.12:10 PM Dec 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Now this lemon truck wont shift into 3rd. I won't buy Dodge again..I'm gonna spend the rest of my days telling people Dodge sucks dickNballs7:13 AM Dec 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Just dropped my son off at school and he just doesn't do well without me...I rather live with a bitch than have a sad son...don't divorce.6:43 AM Dec 14thfrom TwitterBerry
I'm at my parents house and my dad just yelled at me and my son to "Hey Keep it down my Dog is trying to poop" and he was serious. WTF?4:49 PM Dec 13thfrom TwitterBerry
Daddy and Dylan watchin our Cowboys blow another game.1:53 PM Dec 13thfrom web
Talked a kid outta takin steriods today. "I'm 40 & stronger than all these roid heads. The tortise always wins the race kid so will you ;)"3:19 PM Dec 12thfrom TwitterBerry
Having a heated debate with my son who the best super hero is...I say SUPERMAN would kick The Hulks butt.2:25 PM Dec 12thfrom TwitterBerry
Dylan and I just saved a stranded mexican couple w/infant who ran outta gas..They loved me till I asked for their green card first. LoL4:32 PM Dec 11thfrom TwitterBerry
Just drove from Glenview to Schaum LTF with my son to work a couple OT hrs I forgot the child center closes at 6. EAR MUFFS..shit fuck piss3:56 PM Dec 11thfrom TwitterBerry
Feeling like an ambercrombie model walkin thru the land of mismfits at Walmart right now...wow12:46 PM Dec 11thfrom TwitterBerry
