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  1. In Rogersville, Food City bag boy is shot after customer drops gun while reaching for money, charges pending. 3:23 PM Dec 12th from Ping.fm
  2. I wonder if my eyeball truly twitches or the vein in my temple visibly throbs w/any mention of "4th Quarter" or if it just feels that way. 5:34 AM Dec 11th from Ping.fm
  3. Robert Pattinson also appeared in the Harry Potter movies? Hmph! I still say he's this generation's Scott Baio. 1:30 PM Nov 21st from Ping.fm
  4. @davidcate is `bout to hit the tracks w/Santa Train and is takin' us all aboard via Twitter. More Santa Train info: http://bit.ly/ODnie 5:54 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  5. Online shoe purchase + shipping notification= I greet UPS w/cheerful attitude. If package isn't damaged, may even dispense cookies-n-hugs. 7:07 AM Nov 18th from Ping.fm
  6. Due to pre-release hype for Palin's book, I've already lost interest in buying. OK, had no interest in buying before, but if I had... 5:50 AM Nov 18th from Ping.fm
  7. Lesson of the day: Do not attempt to change your pants w/out removing your shoes. Apparently, this can result in accidental injuries. 9:12 AM Nov 10th from Ping.fm
  8. Wkend=kids' soccer games, soccer games, more soccer games then a soccer game in that order. Is there an emoticon for soccer mom burnout? 5:48 AM Oct 24th from Ping.fm
  9. When Mr. Smartypants declared "I'm Bored!" I said, "Okay, then go clean your room." Sigh. It's official. I've turned into my mother. 1:44 PM Oct 14th from Ping.fm
  10. @SquirrelQueen Okay, so it's not my browser and the video? Ugh, I had to stop for fear he'd say "Wee Doggies. ya'll!" 11:31 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck in reply to SquirrelQueen
  11. Quick. Somebody go look. Then come back and tell me: is it my browser or does Ramsey's site really suck? http://bit.ly/4c58af 11:10 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  12. Aunt Myrt says, "Newspapers are very useful. I have a wobbly table and need to prop the short leg with something. " Ouch. 10:57 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  13. OK. I'm done cracking jokes about O's peace prize. I'm going to wander off now and ponder quietly upon how pissed Jimmy Carter must be. 10:53 AM Oct 9th from Ping.fm
  14. Diva on NASCAR: "So it's just a bunch of dudes going around in circles really fast? And they don't go anywhere? I don't get it." Heh. 10:44 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  15. Q to me: What's it mean if yer PC thingie sounds crunchy? A: You've activated the self-detonation feature. Get out of the house NOW! 9:16 PM Oct 8th from Ping.fm
  16. WTF? http://bit.ly/g8CBc 7:18 PM Oct 8th from TweetDeck
  17. Smartypants: "When we go watch Bry's band at Heritage Days, could you please not embarass me?" Me: "So, no rawk-n-roll clawg dancin' then?" 7:15 PM Oct 8th from TweetDeck
  18. Vote to help Wellmont win an Xbox Playroom for the pediatric ward! Only takes a minute to create an account. http://bit.ly/4IaR2 8:10 AM Oct 7th from TweetDeck
  19. Sigh. Seems like today was one big "Lawhamercy! Jesus fortify me so I don't sin and hit somebody with my pocketbook in a minute" moment. 4:11 PM Oct 5th from Ping.fm
  20. Ms. Diva (after being forced to take an eye exam) "Well, I think testes are stupid." Mom: "Heh. Yeah. Me too." 11:19 AM Oct 5th from Ping.fm